The Haiku Game

[egg]

gently but with love
al jorgenson was lying
you will not succeed

NT: battlefield earth: the movie 

[Payne]

Scientologists
L. Ron and Travolta were
No excuse for this

NT: The death of funnay

[Triple Zero]

bleeding in the street
everyone laughing at him
that's bad, thought the clown

NT: little computer people

[AFK]

they want to be big
It is not in their control
Alas, such is F8

NT:  granola bars

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

It may be healthy,
oats, fruit, honey in a block
Still, it tastes like crap

NT: Video Games

[Cramulus]

I'll gun you down twice!
First, in Halo 3 online.
Then, next week at school.


NT: Your Job

[AFK]

Teaching kids to Say:
No to drugs and alcohol.
Then, go home and drink.

NT:  Trapezoids

[Payne]

One. Two. Three. Four. Five?
You're doing it wrong again.
And, no right angles.

NT: How puns kill you

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I meant it in jest
but the Captain hated puns
Now I'll be keelhauled.

NT: Durian Fruit


(Oh you said kill, not keel...)

[hunter s.durden]

I like to kill kids
Fuck the next topic you fags
I like to murder

[Richter]

Churchill had his scotch
JFK his Marilyn
Hunter loves his hate

NT: People who complain about children's movies

[Triple Zero]

well i did think that
sex scene was a littlebit
off dont you agree?

NT: stealing Cain's favourite tricks

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

well i did think that
sex scene was a littlebit
off dont you agree?

NT: stealing Cain's favourite tricks

There she stands alone,
at the usual corner
I beat Cain to her.


NT: 4Chan

[Richter]

Can't troll the /b/tards
They're too weird there already.
How do I shit Brix?


NT: Orange

[AFK]

i say banana,
again i say banana,
now i say orange.

NT:  I should have taken that left turn at Albequerque