The Haiku Game

[AFK]

Sesame Street was
Brought to you on this day by
the number, drexlar

nt:  I've got drexlar puppies

[Richter]

Mathematician dogs?
Or some alien species?
The Wiki won't say.

NT: immigrant song.

[Reverend Loveshade]

Reached America!
Home of the free and the brave,
hiding in their caves.

NT: George Carlin

[Chairman Risus]

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, tits
cocksucker, and don't forget
a motherfucker.


NT: meta-haiku

[Richter]

You and me baby,
Ain't nothing but mammals, so
write me a haiku.

NT:funny hat day.

[Bu🤠ns]

sunday best beanies
you forgot yours. luckily,
the pidgeons still fly.

bluetooth headsets.

edit: fixed for accuracy

[PeregrineBF]

In California,
driving without these can get,
you a big ticket.

NT: The Devil's Dictionary

semi-related, my favorite haiku:
I like bees they're so
yellow and black and yellow
and black and yellow.

[Eve]

Satirical book
By Ambrose Bierce, says Wiki.
I haven't read it.

NT: Rev Uncle BadTouch

[Chairman Risus]

Reverend Uncle BadTouch
Should mod the child boards
See what I did thar?

NT: sparknotes PD

[A.N. Other]

An over quoted
Book about some long dead god.
A fan of potheads.

NT: The State of the Union address given by a Discordain.

[Dysfunctional Wombat]

Quagmire in Iraq
Next on the agenda, we
Invade Canada

NT: something unusual on your desk

[Rumckle]

Amongst the clutter
Both alone and surrounded
Lies my pink hair dye

NT: Engineering Majors

[Iason Ouabache]

Chemicals use pumps
Mechanicals build stuff up
Civils all wankers

NT:  Ice cream

[PeregrineBF]

Cold and oh-so sweet,
Lactose rich bovine fluids
frozen with sugar.

NT: The River Kwai

[hooplala]

dink dink dink dink dink
is how it's sang in Spaceballs
dink dink dink dink dink

NT: Chuck Taylors