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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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zenji

#30
December 15, 2002, 06:54:50 AM
Helps smoothe the razor.
Lubricating menthol gell.
The green King of Shaves!

Next topic.........uninvited guests/ :(
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Z³

#31
December 15, 2002, 09:44:49 AM
Get out of my house.
I am going to stab you.
You are bleeding now!

next topic: Carpet stains

zenji

#32
December 15, 2002, 03:50:45 PM
Fallen Shiraz glass,
How you broke to spread your red!
The beige carpet stained!


next topic........lust. :shock:
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Chaplain Shinxy

#33
December 15, 2002, 06:06:34 PM
Just out of their sight
Our bodies in the darkness
Build to ecstasy

Next topic: whirlpools
*SPIN*

digiti puppet

#34
December 16, 2002, 05:43:33 AM
a sensual dance
of cleansing, light and darkness...
....how i love laundry.

aw, i missed the lust haiku?

next topic : your greatest love
"bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's beautiful."

"karmic enlightenment tastes like sock!"

- d1git1 puppet, our lady of the cybernetic, high tsarina shit disturber of the flying octopus pilot school cabal

Z³

#35
December 16, 2002, 07:10:44 AM
though small of stature
her handshake gives me meaning
I am her servant

next topic: your greatest love

Conquistadore Nunya

#36
December 16, 2002, 04:50:34 PM
Black pearl of chaos
Kali's limbs and eris' mind
Her soul is sacred

Next topic... your greatest hate, exempting Tyler if applicable.  He's already had his own haiku.   :wink:
Conquistadore Nunya, High Templar of the Flying Octopus Pilot School Cabal

"Give me da bass!"

Chaplain Shinxy

#37
December 16, 2002, 05:11:24 PM
His mind frozen hard
His mouth open and yapping
You don't have a clue

Next topic... midnight
*SPIN*

zenji

#38
December 17, 2002, 07:48:35 AM
Deep dark end of day!
Marks begining of the next.
"Down at Tube Station". :P

next topic............bowling!
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Mackgnash the III

#39
December 17, 2002, 03:10:54 PM
Pins fall down when hit
Bowling is not my pet game
ball lands in gutter

next topic....seanbaby's celebrating independence day like a bad mother fucker
--Mackgnash the III, High POEE Priest of the Flying Octopus Pilot Cabal

"No one can stop the fury of a thousand Santa's"
"You have to slap it!"

zenji

#40
December 28, 2002, 10:20:59 PM
Sean Baby is here!
More so than his dead father!
Generations fly!



next topic........cloned aliens! :lol:
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Conquistadore Nunya

#41
December 28, 2002, 11:24:16 PM
Raging Xenomorph
Cloned from Sigourny Weaver
Hey!  Don't eat my face!

Next topic socks!
Conquistadore Nunya, High Templar of the Flying Octopus Pilot School Cabal

"Give me da bass!"

Spoon E. Gee

#42
December 29, 2002, 12:20:30 PM
Im no good at these.... but I love socks.... so here goes...
uhhhhh...... *thinks*

Spoon wants to whack you
With a sock full of quarters
dont touch his chilli fries!

is that right?

if so.... then next topic..... chilli fries!
damn my sig is still out of date....

Lord Trout

#43
December 30, 2002, 04:56:37 AM
Spicy beans and meat,
Coupled with starch and some salt,
Make a tasty meal!

Ack! I nearly forgot to give the next topic!...

How about rats?
Well, shit.

zenji

#44
December 30, 2002, 09:04:16 AM
Long tailed brown rodent,
Sniffs the air, whiskers twitching.
Caught in the rat trap!

next topic.......haute cuisine. :lol:
Yong Maeng Jong Jin
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