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Nephew Twiddleton

#3030
July 15, 2010, 02:15:51 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 15, 2010, 01:07:35 PM
Shiny little turd,
sparkling in the sunlight,
you scrubbed up quite well.

A broken top E string.

Tuning up guitar
Pop! What the fuck dude? No jam.
I'm down to five strings.

Roommate came home late with a chick, who is not interested in anything but the friend zone.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3031
July 16, 2010, 09:51:14 PM
Fool, doesn't he see?
she's not intrested in him,
it's me that she wants.

NT, A dead rat, floating in your fishpond.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

dontblameyoko

#3032
July 17, 2010, 06:55:31 PM
It seems the cat has
struck again. The fish do not
like the taste of rat.

NT: angry, jealous moocow
BBBBP
PPBLL ~Ted Kennedy as a baby (http://beatonna.livejournal.com/116931.html)
"ty7h hg uh nmcx,m cv8t gygj jg" ~another baby

BadBeast

#3033
August 16, 2010, 12:48:50 AM
My Bully's gone off
with some old Jersey trollup
Bastard. He'll be back.

NT. Bottle green gym knickers
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3034
August 16, 2010, 12:57:14 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 16, 2010, 12:48:50 AM
My Bully's gone off
with some old Jersey trollup
Bastard. He'll be back.

NT. Bottle green gym knickers

Fuck me, no clean clothes!
What have I got here, green trunks?
... Casual Friday!

NT. Locked yourself out on a third storey porch, when you were out for a smoke. No one else is home.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3035
August 16, 2010, 02:10:03 AM
Oh give me a break.
Fucking sneaky droplatch door!
All this, for a smoke.

NT. Finding out what you had thought was prostate cancer, for 3 long weeks,
is in fact just anal fissures.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3036
August 16, 2010, 02:56:22 AM Last Edit: August 16, 2010, 03:12:50 AM by Nephew Twiddleton
Thank God it's not cancer
Ironic, worked for doctors
But this still sucks balls

(I actually was working for Prostate Cancer researchers, which made this kinda fun).

NT: Your friend takes you to a niche bar without telling you what the niche was.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3037
August 16, 2010, 04:46:17 AM
Out to a Bar? Yeah
Course I know what a niche is.
(What the fuck's a niche?)

NT She feels ashamed, but you think it was really hot!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3038
August 16, 2010, 04:51:56 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 16, 2010, 04:46:17 AM
Out to a Bar? Yeah
Course I know what a niche is.
(What the fuck's a niche?)

NT She feels ashamed, but you think it was really hot!

What's the matter love?
Don't feel dirty, that was cool!
I appreciate!

NT: You wake up in the middle of the night, and have to fight the conflicting urges of agonizing hunger and unwillingness to get up.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3039
August 16, 2010, 05:04:42 AM
I'm starving to death.
The kitchen is miles away.
Too weak to eat, *snore*

NT Eggs and Bacon.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3040
August 16, 2010, 05:07:04 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 16, 2010, 05:04:42 AM
I'm starving to death.
The kitchen is miles away.
Too weak to eat, *snore*

NT Eggs and Bacon.

Irish/English bacon, American bacon or Canadian bacon? These details are important.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3041
August 16, 2010, 05:08:07 AM
Danish
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3042
August 16, 2010, 05:17:11 AM Last Edit: August 16, 2010, 05:20:00 AM by Nephew Twiddleton
Quote from: BadBeast on August 16, 2010, 05:08:07 AM
Danish

Ok, then I'll assume you mean rashers, you spag.

Yes! Rashers and eggs!
Oi! No bangers? No puddings?
What breakfast is this?!?!?!

NT: Alarm didn't go off, and the meeting at work you were supposed to be at started 20 minutes ago.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3043
August 16, 2010, 05:27:56 AM
If I go in now,
They'll think I'm incompetent
I'll go tomorrow.

NT. Speculation on who's going to jump in and tell us to stfu this time.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3044
August 16, 2010, 05:33:51 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 16, 2010, 05:27:56 AM
If I go in now,
They'll think I'm incompetent
I'll go tomorrow.

NT. Speculation on who's going to jump in and tell us to stfu this time.

Eater of Clowns? Net?
Surely not Suu, Dok or Hawk.
Oh shit, it was Cram!

NT: Finding a floater in your toilet. It's not yours. You live alone.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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