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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Poib

Green Plant Placed Right Makes,
Fasionably Elegant,
Ugly Meal In Past.

next topic, the serum that fills burn blisters  :shock:

zenji

Sickly clear fluid,
Bursts forth when pricked with a pin.
Red raw skin beneath.

Next topic........Feathers. :P
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Poib

toture in extremes,
worse than sandpaper contacts,
feather to the toe.

next topic, John Lennon on 20 hits of LSD :shock:

phantom pope

flying high,
trying to touch the sky,
floating through worlds of non-existence

next topic..... the movie 'shining'

zenji

Where's Jack with that axe?
"Hi Honey I'm home!" *Smashes door*.
Crazed Motherf*cker.

next topic..........nipples. :oops:
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Dont twist them too hard
If you do so on a whim
sometimes they come off

next topic - Bratwurst

Poib

thick, juicy, meaty.
placed in my girlfriends mouth.
resembles my cock. :oops:  8)

next topic......TUMS

zenji

"Wiener" in her mouth,
Masticated to a pulp,
Ends in her stomach!



Next topic.........Psycho-sexual-tendencies........(Subtle stuff please!)
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Strangulation breeds addiction
Minor asphyxiation
I wont ever stop

Next topic: Bees

Poib

Damn bees sting my bum,
it is so friggin swollen,
Now it hurts to crap.

next topic, Cacti

Y.M. Hut

The stationary
Defender of the water
Life where there is none

Next topic: Electrical Shock
Vielleicht sollst du nicht wissen.

Muscle contraction?
holy screaming eagle shit!
ZAP! I am now dead.

next topic: Fight.

Spoon E. Gee

Chun-Li kicks Zangeif
I miss old Street Fighter Two
Super Nintendo!


next topic..... good old Atari!
damn my sig is still out of date....

Poib

BOOM, you are now dead.
battletank for atari
man those were the days.

cmon guys, its the best i could do!



next topic....The extinction of dinosaurs

zenji

Asteroid hits Earth.
Sixty five million years.
Evolution ends!

next topic...........statues.
Yong Maeng Jong Jin