The Haiku Game

[Poib]

optic disaster,
vacant of true expression,
poorly carved statue.

next topic, spilt bong water

[phantom pope]

smells like pure coal-tar...
see what your lung is doing for you...
always pay attention not to spread it on the ground...

next topic...... 'used condoms'

phantom pope (hope4dope)

[Slarti]

Juggling a monkey,
Against the bitter wind;
What a pretty sight!

[Lord Trout]

What, no topic for the next Haiku?

[Spoon E. Gee]

I dont think that last one was on topic anyway.... so I'd guess its still on "used condoms" then?

[zenji]

*smiles graciously*....O)h..yes SpoonE...that Haiku was on topic!

Sadly few of us see it that way!

Next topic....what's the use of condoms?

[Poib]

reduces my fun,
less sensation than before,
yay birth control pills!!!!!!

next topic, Phil Collins

[Y.M. Hut]

With Phil at the helm,
Gabriel couldn't cut it,
Genesis was dope

next topic, Fire

[zenji]

Yellow starry ball.
That fills the skies with brightness.
No flame can dim thee.

next topic.........wealth.

[Poib]

lots'n lots'n cash,
buys many naked women,
smothered in hotties.

next topic, vegetable seasoning

[Poib]

tantalizing flake,
savoury essence of plant,
im salivting

next topic.....Green Boxes

[zenji]

Little Green Boxes,
Each made of Ticky-Tacky.
Green Boxes called "home".

next topic...........sunglasses.

[phantom pope]

makes you look like don johnson in miami vice,
enables you to view the world in blue or pink or ...
protects your eyes instead of beeing burned by sun

next topic .... pink panther

[Lister]

Pink Carnivore Beast
Top Hat, Walking Stick, Jazz-Tune
Chased By Blue Midget

Next topic...Poker

[Poib]

first five oranges,
oops i mean five poker chips,
or five cards of glue.

next topic....farts