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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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zenji

Pungent, gaseous,
Wafting from posterior.
Only smell your own!

Next topic.............watches.
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Poib

saw strapping young lad,
i am now beaten to shit,
found watch on the floor.

next topic......lifeguards

phantom pope

GW Bush have/needs plenty,
beware you of the shark at the beach,
are specialized for the next 1 minute and know what exactly is to do

next topic .... dentists

phantom pope (fish is risk)

Mushlette

Two rotten toofies,
novocaine, pliers are
ah! relief at last.

Sucks! Ack. You shouldn't have read it.

Next topic: aspic.
- Mushlette!!!!!
High POEE Priestette, Popey Pants Cabal
Hail yes.
Elsewise, among the coneheads:
The Administratrix
GOBLINBOX.COM

Poib

what the fuck is it?
The true aspic mystery!!!
just what does that mean?

next topic, punk music(written negatively)

phantom pope

punk is just like funk,
rank: dirty and muddy,
blank from da scratch!

next topic .... ants

phantom pope (rock lock)

zenji

With Formic Acid.
Don't let ants get in your pants!
They're Mostly Harmless!



next topic.......birds. :P
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Velvet Jesus

Silent, wingless flight.
Two oragami pigeons
come fluttering down.  

Next topic:  cheesecake   :P
"He seems sincere, despite his halting speech patterns and the possible lack of vowels in his name."

zenji

So naked of breast,
Strikes a questionable pose.
With a cheesy grin!




next topic.......Planets. :P
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Velvet Jesus

Hole in the night sky
glowing like a second sun
Earth's sister planet.  

Next topic:  earthquakes
"He seems sincere, despite his halting speech patterns and the possible lack of vowels in his name."

Spoon E. Gee

Get in the doorway!
I am so scared, please hold me!
We're all going to die!!!!

next topic:  Tornadoes  (we should do a whole series of natural disaster ones... heh)
damn my sig is still out of date....

phantom pope

spiral wind
enormous power
better go s0mewhere else

next topic ..... x-rays

phantom pope (lay gay tray)

Lord Trout

A powerful ray,
Makes the fertile, infertile!
Aim not at my nuts!


Next topic: Hurricane (back to natural disasters!)
Well, shit.

phantom pope

on the water i can dance my tribes
hurricane is a synonym for tornados
like blizzards are ice-hurricanes

next topic ..... tsunami (back to da root)

phantom pope (boot my root)

Poib

fucking rainy day. :roll:
its a bit more windy now....... :?
OH FUCK, TSUNAMI!!!! :shock:

next topic.....The dirt ring in the bathtub