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seanfish

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« Reply #300 on: August 24, 2003, 07:23:15 am »
Seaborne tentacles
Outflung catching humanoids
Ryleh's sons laughing.
Don't you know how sweet and wonderful, life can be
I'm askin you baby, to get it on with me
I aint gonna worry, I aint gonna push
So come on, come on, come on, come on baby
Stop beatin round the bush...

Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on

 -- Marvin Gaye

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« Reply #301 on: August 24, 2003, 06:57:15 pm »
Next topic: Forgetfulness
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

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« Reply #302 on: August 24, 2003, 07:48:42 pm »
I Recall Nothing
But I am reminded by
Yellow Sticky Notes

Next: Stealing office supplies
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Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.

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« Reply #303 on: August 25, 2003, 03:16:58 am »
It's one of the perks
Pilfered stuff from the office
But it's not useful

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Why isn't the matrix franchised to all buggery with t-shirts, coffee-cups, action figures, model kits etc.?

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« Reply #304 on: August 25, 2003, 03:20:22 am »
the brothers wachowski
are discordians
and they're not coporate jerks who want a lot of money by selling crap.


(the matrix is telling you that that's not a real haiku. it is.)

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« Reply #305 on: August 25, 2003, 05:35:11 am »
Next topic: Coporate jerks who want a lot of money by selling crap
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

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« Reply #306 on: August 25, 2003, 05:52:35 am »
Hmm... Stephen Spielberg
Tommy Hillfinger (asshole)
.... Oh yea, and Bill Gates

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« Reply #307 on: August 25, 2003, 09:40:48 pm »
Cut those bollock pipes!
It makes a vast difference.
Vas deferens does!



next topic..................massages :wink:
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« Reply #308 on: August 26, 2003, 02:04:47 am »
Fucking Shit Woman!
They havn't even healed yet
Be careful with those.


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« Reply #309 on: August 26, 2003, 05:34:36 am »
Post count climbing high
All thoughts resound with hot air.
Newbs unforgiven.

Next topic: the 70s.
Don't you know how sweet and wonderful, life can be
I'm askin you baby, to get it on with me
I aint gonna worry, I aint gonna push
So come on, come on, come on, come on baby
Stop beatin round the bush...

Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on

 -- Marvin Gaye

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« Reply #310 on: August 26, 2003, 08:55:04 am »
When I was younger,
And in the prime of my life,
Long off 70's!




next topic.....................Newbies who post far too much so us old fogies get to feel ineptly exhausted!
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« Reply #311 on: August 26, 2003, 01:07:39 pm »
Always rushing posts.
Have to keep ahead of them
Damn those newbie scum!

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« Reply #312 on: August 26, 2003, 02:00:23 pm »
King of the Castle.
In Principle gets knocked off!
Depends on last post!





next topic......................the next topic. :roll:
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« Reply #313 on: August 26, 2003, 04:40:19 pm »
what should it be, bob?
a naked green fish, perhaps?
i followed the rules!


next topic- how i finally wrote a real haiku ( i think) and there should be rejoicing.

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« Reply #314 on: August 26, 2003, 09:33:43 pm »
Count, Slartibartfast!
Keep in line... keep in line... yes!
Finally success!!!!!!

Next topic: the overuse of exclamation marks.
Don't you know how sweet and wonderful, life can be
I'm askin you baby, to get it on with me
I aint gonna worry, I aint gonna push
So come on, come on, come on, come on baby
Stop beatin round the bush...

Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on

 -- Marvin Gaye