The Haiku Game

[seanfish]

Seaborne tentacles
Outflung catching humanoids
Ryleh's sons laughing.

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Next topic: Forgetfulness

[SMFabal]

I Recall Nothing
But I am reminded by
Yellow Sticky Notes

Next: Stealing office supplies

[Trollax]

It's one of the perks
Pilfered stuff from the office
But it's not useful

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Why isn't the matrix franchised to all buggery with t-shirts, coffee-cups, action figures, model kits etc.?

[Slarti]

the brothers wachowski
are discordians
and they're not coporate jerks who want a lot of money by selling crap.


(the matrix is telling you that that's not a real haiku. it is.)

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Next topic: Coporate jerks who want a lot of money by selling crap

[Rev Thwack]

Hmm... Stephen Spielberg
Tommy Hillfinger (asshole)
.... Oh yea, and Bill Gates

Next Topic:  vasectomy

[zenji]

Cut those bollock pipes!
It makes a vast difference.
Vas deferens does!



next topic..................massages

[Rev Thwack]

Fucking Shit Woman!
They havn't even healed yet
Be careful with those.


Next Topic: People who post too much and the old-timers that tolerate them.

[seanfish]

Post count climbing high
All thoughts resound with hot air.
Newbs unforgiven.

Next topic: the 70s.

[zenji]

When I was younger,
And in the prime of my life,
Long off 70's!




next topic.....................Newbies who post far too much so us old fogies get to feel ineptly exhausted!

[Trollax]

Always rushing posts.
Have to keep ahead of them
Damn those newbie scum!

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The guy at the top who is responsible for the post-counting hysteria but doesn't really care that much as he only wanted to inform, not start a competition...

~Hai Trollax~

[zenji]

King of the Castle.
In Principle gets knocked off!
Depends on last post!





next topic......................the next topic.

[Slarti]

what should it be, bob?
a naked green fish, perhaps?
i followed the rules!


next topic- how i finally wrote a real haiku ( i think) and there should be rejoicing.

[seanfish]

Count, Slartibartfast!
Keep in line... keep in line... yes!
Finally success!!!!!!

Next topic: the overuse of exclamation marks.