The Haiku Game

[East Coast Hustle]

snaps!

[Weselina]

finally, somebody loses an eye...


aaaauuuuu,
eye is rolling
fork's falling on the floor


next one: your Sunday dinner

[Yalkara]

Home, Bangers and mash
TV Blairing, no leader
I lose will to eat

[East Coast Hustle]

this is the haiku
thread in which it is polite
to prompt the next poster



next up: X-mastime in the South Bronx

[Mangrove]

old borough of bronx
where the streets are paved with dronxs
yo! where's my present?



next: turkey

[LMNO]

To join the EU
No more death for adultry--
You stop all our fun!




Next up: Gnomes and cookies.

[Ben]

There once was a gnome from Nantucket...

No no that's not it...

Now, big green cookie
Don't forget to run from gnomes
Gnimbly is evil.

Next: Time passeth

[sakredchao]

why do we measure?
enkidu, for 7 days
spent his time inside

next:  a windy day in hades

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

hot wind but who cares?
Marilyn MonroeZeBub
is wearing that dress

next topic: I don't think so

[Felix]

Keep away from me
with that tract of intestine!
No, I don't think so.

Next topick: A vote counter/torture device

[Yahtomet]

To count is to be
made into a paper ducksauce
I tortured the king

Next Topic:
Elder Gods Vs. Starbucks

[East Coast Hustle]

Cthulhu eats all
yet even he will not consume
the foulness that is Starbucks



next: Santa the Pederast

[Yahtomet]

Seven little elves
sitting on Santa's lap alone
pantless and bouncing.

Next Topic: How to find the Meaning of Life in Iowa using a spoon and a goldfish.

[East Coast Hustle]

I just cooked and shot
up my last bit of heroin
wait, where's my goldfish?

on deck: lighting the wrong end of a cigarette

[Mangrove]

the smoke is the same
but the high is different.
shit! lit the wrong end




next up: moose