The Haiku Game

[LMNO]

A room with a moose!
More horrid than pure itching.
And then, the walnuts!



Take a swipe at: stupid robots in dog costumes.

[Wishfarple]

Malaclypse Oughta
Order Some Erisians
We're running out.

[EDIT: FUCK. Beaten by one minute]

[sakredchao]

fetch, fetch, poodle dog
mans' best friend just zapped my brains
you are not fido

next: faithless grabby hands

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

New deli special
served with mustard sauce; fried
faithless grabby hands

Next: military probes

[Malaul]

the truth is out there
hiding behind aliens
trust no one buddy


NT -  dirty secrets

[East Coast Hustle]

I've got a secret
it's in my dirty laundry pile
three pairs of manties



Coming soon: I kicked a Salvation Army bell-ringer in the nuts.

[Mangrove]

Steal a tambourine!
The meaning of Christmas is,
"kick a ringer's balls!"


NT: polar bears

[agent compassion]

See them in the ads,
Drinking Coke at Christmas, those
Fuckin' polar bears.

Next up: I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus

[Hoshiko]

A white beard askew
Father is a ho ho ho
Therapy for life

Next: Granny's canning surprise

[LMNO]

Thanks, Gramma!  How sweet!
Spending months in the kitchen,
Making-- WHAT THE FUCK!?




Swipes at: Invader Zim vs Aqua Teen Hunger Force

[Hoshiko]

Shake watches TV
While frylock tests ZIM on Carl
Meatwad has no wife

Next: Awful Christmas gift misunderstandings

[East Coast Hustle]

what the fuck, santa?
I asked you for a big screen TV
but you gave me herpes!



next up: The cheese doodle that ate Nashville

[Mangrove]

great cheese doodle looms
under the mason/dixon
no more country songs!


Next: twinkies

[Hoshiko]

Creamy white filling
Soft spongy cake-like outside
Chuck Heston's boy toy

Next: I just got a fortune that says "A rolling scone gathers many hands." WTF does that mean?

[Guido Finucci]

coveted moments
untouchable as white smoke
only crumbs remain


Next, on DSPN: That point where you realise that no possible action you could take would actually matter.