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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Wishfarple

#1230
December 29, 2004, 01:07:34 AM
Oh, a mushroom cloud?
I suppose that settles it.
Well, let's have a shag!

Next: What becomes of you, my love, when they have finally stripped you of the handbags and the gladrags that your granddad had to sweat so you could buy?
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

EraPassing

#1231
December 29, 2004, 01:11:18 AM
Naked, shivering,
Vulnerable in your skin,
Stripped of more than wealth.

Next: the Jackass midgets starring on the Maurie Povitch show.
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

Bob the Mediocre

#1232
December 29, 2004, 04:10:25 AM
Quote from: HoshikoI just got a fortune that says "A rolling scone gathers many hands." WTF does that mean?

The dining halls at UB are legendary for weird fortunes. "The world would be a better place without drugs," "Somebody [wants to be with you/can't wait to see you/loves your smile/wants to have your babies]," etc.

On a different note, my horoscope for next week is "Tuesday's Mercury-Pluto conjunction will reinforce your belief that you're the only one who knows what's going on. It may or may not be true, but it will do wonders for your confidence."
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

LMNO

#1233
December 29, 2004, 01:56:56 PM
The Jackass Midgets?
I thought 'twas only Wee Man.
Still, they'd pwn skinheads.



Have a go with: Johnny Cash vs Willie Nelson

Hoshiko

#1234
December 29, 2004, 02:00:48 PM
Era, I really like that one.

The red-headed wrath
The man in black's guitar smash
Country tragedy



Next: When the touch lamp stops working: a biography.


Bob, I told you that you had the curse of Cassandra.
Now, does that make you or me psychic?
P.S. Should I invest in gumball machines?
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

#1235
December 29, 2004, 06:56:37 PM
Born with a touch lamp
Regulating his bowels
Strange biography

Next topic: gumball machines invade New York

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html

"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."

Mangrove

#1236
December 29, 2004, 10:52:55 PM
manhattan skyline.
confection robot of doom.
new jersey is next!


next: aleister crowley gets his own tv show.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Hoshiko

#1237
December 30, 2004, 04:49:23 PM
Today's guest: Charo
Do what thou wilt, coochi poo
And damn the ratings

Next up: The fashion police meet Spongebob in the Spring
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Bob the Mediocre

#1238
December 31, 2004, 03:48:28 AM
Quote from: HoshikoBob, I told you that you had the curse of Cassandra.
Now, does that make you or me psychic?
P.S. Should I invest in gumball machines?

Reply hazy, ask again later.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

BipolarFastCycler

#1239
December 31, 2004, 08:05:11 AM
Remove the brown pants.
Does Heaven accept bad taste?
I think not Spongebob.
I am a liar. I cheat. I set people up for trouble. I blackmail people. I threaten to kill people. I crush people's hearts with realism. I play people like a good hand in poker... I throw them out when they are no longer useful to me. I am unstable and mercurial. I am kind and spiritual. I believe in the goodness of people. I am a dreamer. I am my best friend, and the best friend to others. I heal the wounds of victims. I am the darkest of my psyche, and the the brightest of it also. I accept this.

Bob the Mediocre

#1240
January 02, 2005, 12:39:51 AM
I don't know what I
Should write about next! Oh no
It's chaos in here.

up next on the 6 oclock news: The physics of sex
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

~~~~Closed~~~~

#1241
January 02, 2005, 04:39:43 AM

oh sex at light speed
it's not really very smart
it will burn your wang.

next up: random sounds like that one snnoying song

Wishfarple

#1242
January 02, 2005, 07:07:18 AM
wang wang bo-bang ba-
nana fanna mo mang me
my mo mang, wang.  wang.

next topic: What light through yonder window breaks?  'Tis the east, and Juliet is the wang!
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

Hoshiko

#1243
January 02, 2005, 04:27:35 PM
Oi! You Juliet!
Couldn't you have told me this
Before the sword fight?

Next: What the Keebler Elves are REALLY up to in that tree.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

East Coast Hustle

#1244
January 02, 2005, 06:58:17 PM
nothing like a tall
glass of milk to wash down the
cookies and sodomy

8)

next up: mistaking your stepmom's ass for a pomegranite
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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