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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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agent compassion

#1245
January 03, 2005, 10:12:45 AM
Fleshy red globes,
I wanted to taste them, but
She would have killed me.

Next up: There is no record of this item, if it was mailed only recently it is not in our system yet, try again later.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

sakredchao

#1246
January 06, 2005, 02:25:43 PM
i bought a biscuit
it is not in their system
i want it in mine

next: biscuits
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

Hoshiko

#1247
January 10, 2005, 08:02:20 PM
Biscuits are a form
Of fluffy white bread, damn you
Not a sweet cookie


Next: Why does the magic 8-ball lie to me when I love it so?
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Mangrove

#1248
January 10, 2005, 08:37:24 PM
you shake and you shake!
it's always about you! you!
ask me how i am!


next: elvis on the grassy knoll
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

East Coast Hustle

#1249
January 10, 2005, 11:20:35 PM
POW! POW! Oooh, bay-bee...
Teach you to grope Marilyn!
Thank you very much...

8)

next: Inbred Jed OD's on viagra
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#1250
January 11, 2005, 12:49:56 AM
I took them pills, now
Somethin's wrong with my weiner
Hey Maw! Lookit this!

Next: While buying cheese at Albertson's you run into...

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Wishfarple

#1251
January 11, 2005, 12:53:37 AM
What the fuck is Al-
Bertson's?  I don't know man I
Didn't do it.  Man.  

Next topic: Goats with necks like snakes
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

agent compassion

#1252
January 11, 2005, 01:12:56 AM
(Albertson's is a grocery store chain, btw.)

So I took my goat
And tied his neck in a knot
Now he walks funny.

Next topic: Warning, contents under pressure, may asplode if heated.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Bob the Mediocre

#1253
January 11, 2005, 02:18:34 AM
It was too damn cold
Heated up my shaving cream
Now my walls are white.

Up next: Why do cheesy James Bond type villians seem to be multiplying?
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

agent compassion

#1254
January 11, 2005, 03:33:00 AM
Two times two is...five?
How will I conquer the world
If I can't even do math?

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

agent compassion

#1255
January 11, 2005, 03:33:27 AM
Two times two is...five?
How will I conquer the world
If I can't even do math?


Up next: Pretty shiny battery, waiting to be drained by me

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Hoshiko

#1256
January 11, 2005, 06:13:48 PM
Unlike the bunny
Ashlee Simpson will soon be
Drained of all life force

Next: Silent film stars die, rebel. Film at 11.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

agent compassion

#1257
January 13, 2005, 12:53:51 AM
From beyond the grave
Zombie Fatty Arbuckle
Comes to eat your brain.

Next up: Paris Hilton vs. Devil Squerrel

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

LMNO

#1258
January 13, 2005, 01:37:24 PM
Devil Squirrel eats
Paris Hilton. No, wait, uh...
That sounds way too gross.


Do your worst to: 70's Blackspoitation movies and the transmission of a 68 Ford Thunderbird

Malaul

#1259
January 14, 2005, 12:39:11 AM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiyou shake and you shake!
it's always about you! you!
ask me how i am!


next: elvis on the grassy knoll
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAA
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock
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