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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Mangrove

#1275
January 17, 2005, 11:17:09 PM
explode in splinters
a mammouth seeks the big bird
"where's my record deal!?"



next: the idiot i saw on the news tonight who managed to shoot himself through the mouth with a nail gun and NOT KNOW ABOUT IT UNTIL HE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL WITH A HEADACHE!
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Hoshiko

#1276
January 18, 2005, 12:45:09 AM
What an idiot
For suicide you need an
8 x 1" screw

Next: A disease you would LIKE to see the government develop.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

agent compassion

#1277
January 18, 2005, 12:50:53 AM
Purple gas rises
Suddenly no one wants to
Watch celebrities.

Next: are you gonna eat that?

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Chef

#1278
January 18, 2005, 12:51:30 AM
GEORGE CAN'T TALK,
SYPILLUS PWNS HIS OPIE ASS,
AMERICA OWNED!

NEXT TOPIC:  TALUFA ON CRACK.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

East Coast Hustle

#1279
January 18, 2005, 12:52:22 AM
how about a pill
that causes tourette's syndrome?
that would be awesome!

8)

next up: Iron Chef Sakai vs. CHEF!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Chef

#1280
January 18, 2005, 12:54:56 AM
Quote from: That Communist Bastardnext up: Iron Chef Sakai vs. CHEF!

IRON CHEF IS A TARD,
OIL IN THE PASTA WATER,
OPIEZ DON'T KNOW SHIT.

NEXT TOPIC:  SAMOAN WAR CLUBS, THE POOR NATION'S WMD.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Hoshiko

#1281
January 18, 2005, 05:36:24 AM
What, we don't even
Get to see chairman's choice for
Theme ingredient?

Oh well, we all know
That Sakai totally kicked
Chef's sad, sorry wok

NEXT TOPIC: SAMOAN WAR CLUBS, THE POOR NATION'S WMD.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

East Coast Hustle

#1282
January 18, 2005, 02:28:11 PM
samoan war clubs
are pretty damned useless since
their ballistics suck

8)

next: the bastard love child of Oscar Wilde and Iosef Stalin
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

IAmNotAnonymous

#1283
January 18, 2005, 11:37:17 PM
In the queue for hell
I have nothing to declare
But insanity

Next up: The last words of George W Bush
The Streeb-Greebling Cabal: We know where the fossilised remains of the infant Christ are buried.
Praise the Lord and pass the Vaseline!
That which doesn't kill us is the really good shit.
Second Reserve Deputy Co-Archbishop of the Only Church That'll Take You

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1284
January 18, 2005, 11:43:29 PM
I thought we would find
Weapons of mass destruction
What the fuck happened

Next up: the last words of Sadam Hussein

East Coast Hustle

#1285
January 19, 2005, 12:33:16 AM
I thought we would use
weapons of mass destruction
what the fuck happened?

8)

on deck: the socioeconomic repercussions of the tamagotchi craze
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Pedero

#1286
January 19, 2005, 04:22:52 AM
I will always wish
That I could clean my poop with
One small, cheap, button

Next: A CIA agent in love
Rev. Episkopos Summus Sanctissimus REX the Pope Most Wholey Pedero,
Emperor,
the Royal Arch of Theoretical Authoritarians,
Maestosissime Commandante,
Los New Insurgentas de South America, Ltd.
A New ComIntern Division,
Primus Illuminatus,
Knower of Fnord,
K.S.C.

This message has been Sponsored by the Holy Royal Knights of the Octarine Octa-Pie as Enunciated by God Herself and her Five Applestoles.

The Emperor of the Bering Strait had no say in this, aside from the fnords every now and then.

Hoshiko

#1287
January 19, 2005, 08:33:10 AM
Pedero, best. poop haiku. ever!

A giggle, a sigh
Cheap fake mustache and secrets
But don't use my pen!

Next: Oragami for Inmates 101
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

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She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

East Coast Hustle

#1288
January 19, 2005, 02:59:20 PM
fold over like this
and insert this tab in here
voila! paper shiv!

8)

coming soon: the going price for a blumpkin
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Hoshiko

#1289
January 19, 2005, 03:20:21 PM
Oh christ, one more thing
I did not want to look up
While eating breakfast

Next: where's the barf smiley when you need it?
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

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She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.
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