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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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LMNO

#1410
February 08, 2005, 06:42:38 PM
Ah, when I said that
"Intelligence Helps", of course,
That didn't mean me.


Ok, here we go with: the new Budweiser with caffine and ginseng.

agent compassion

#1411
February 08, 2005, 07:03:54 PM
Drunk, getting sleepy
No, wait, I'm awake again
What the hell is this?

Up next: Sink the political philosophy of your choice.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Bob the Mediocre

#1412
February 08, 2005, 07:14:51 PM
Anarchism's good
In theory but in practice
Everyone gets killed

Next up: The perils of jaded idealism
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1413
February 08, 2005, 07:22:12 PM
I thought that I could
Trust other people, but now
I know it's a lie

Idealism
Gone, what is left to believe
In, Me, myself, I

Next:Fat Tuesday, Paczkis

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1414
February 13, 2005, 05:17:25 AM
Last Tuesday I bought
My family some Paczkis
And they ate them all
next:record number of days without haikus

Ben

#1415
February 13, 2005, 05:26:53 AM
Starving, salivating...
Must have poetry... or die
No poems... all day.

N.T.:  monopoly

Mangrove

#1416
February 13, 2005, 12:38:36 PM
the air now clear of smoke
the board glistens with dry blood
"the top hat is MINE!"


NT: feb 14th.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Malaul

#1417
February 13, 2005, 04:09:18 PM
stupid fucking day
I wish it would go away
hallmark can suck me


NT - Vineral desease
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Malaul

#1418
February 13, 2005, 08:13:26 PM
AA's dirty dream
such a fantasy for him
needs a new day job


NT - Jesus Wept
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Mangrove

#1419
February 13, 2005, 08:48:48 PM
lo! the lord did weep
upon calv'ry he said thus:
"i can see my house!"


NT: heresy
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Horab Fibslager

#1420
February 13, 2005, 08:51:10 PM
they nailed tha fucker to a tree
and he looked down and said
dude this fuckin sux0rz!
and i was like dude!
and he was like dude?
adn i was like wtf?
and he was like stfu n00b!
and hten he was like hey fucker
forgive these n00bs for tehy are n00bs!
and then he start crying
so i stuck a sword in his n00b ass.
adn was like who's teh h4x0r now n00b!

nt: my neighbor's like usign all teh hot water, even tho they don't need it.
Hell is other people.

Mangrove

#1421
February 13, 2005, 08:58:19 PM
Quote from: horab the impalerand hten he was like hey fucker
forgive these n00bs for tehy are n00bs!

i think horab deserves an honorary mention for that.

lol
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Horab Fibslager

#1422
February 13, 2005, 09:09:17 PM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
Quote from: horab the impalerand hten he was like hey fucker
forgive these n00bs for tehy are n00bs!

i think horab deserves an honorary mention for that.

lol

me and jesus are like freinds and stuff. ol buddies if you will. we've had this conversation a thousand x 1k.
Hell is other people.

Hoshiko

#1423
February 13, 2005, 09:45:26 PM
Jesus and Horab
Go out for beers after work
Which n00b buys the drinks?

Next: What would Jesus play on the Jukebox?
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Horab Fibslager

#1424
February 13, 2005, 09:47:33 PM
jesus would play
hotel california
and suzy q
(oh i love you)


nt: what doers horab have against haiku anyway?
Hell is other people.
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