The Haiku Game

[agent compassion]

X-rays don't look good
Bits of kneecap everywhere
Except in the knee...

On deck: Don't touch that hyacinth!

[Mangrove]

that's my hyacinth
step not to my best flower!
die you bitches, die!


Next: the worrying trend of floral related violence

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Flower named ladies
Keeping Up Appearances
Very funny show

Mang said violence
This show has only verbal
But it's still funny

Next: How do you pronouce Bucket?

[Horab Fibslager]

two ducks
and a bucket
fuck it.

nt: eric fucks fish.

[Malaul]

two ducks
and a bucket
fuck it.

nt: eric fucks fish.

this reminds me of MSI

excellent

[Horab Fibslager]

two ducks
and a bucket
fuck it.

nt: eric fucks fish.

this reminds me of MSI

excellent

msi>?

[DJRubberducky]

Mindless Self Indulgence.

"Now don't forget to fuck yourself!"

[The Open Bar]

sleeping with da fish!
something the maffia say.
is it literal?


next: the joy of beer

[agent compassion]

Beer, it's liquid bread
Carbs all over the damn place
There goes my waistline!



Next topic: The first day of pirate training.

[Horab Fibslager]

Mindless Self Indulgence.

"Now don't forget to fuck yourself!"

i sure won't!

[Mangrove]

we learned to say yar!
i wanted to walk the plank
but that is week four.



next: tribute to scrids.

[agent compassion]

Scrids are delicious
When marinated rightly
And they're good pets too!

Next: Red rum, red rum

[Mangrove]

Scrids are delicious
When marinated rightly
And they're good pets too!

Next: Red rum, red rum

only you could get away with that. the scrid thought that was pretty funny  

[The Doctor]

I never drink rum
Time Lords can't get drunk off booze
We use tea for that.



On deck: Who's the biggest fuckwad?

[East Coast Hustle]

well, he'd probably
say that it was me, but I'd
say it's Cat Maxwell.

hands down.

next: just because it's free doesn't mean it's good drugs