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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Trollax

Improvised table
Impoveristed student room
cinder block book case

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Jelly Beans

riff

the advantage is,
unlike other sorts of beans,
you don't fart (as much).


next: The delights of the subway
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

demon seed #three

ewww smelly lady
too much beer, stop the rocking!
stomach knocking, puke!

next topic.....hide and go seek at the graveyard
And the lard said "let there be beer". and there was beer... with the exception of three smaller surronding countys of the greater populated super power of america.....who refuse to sell it on sunday


save a chicken.. eat a egg...

oh, chewy ovaris
Delicious morsels, bursting flavor
devour the fallopian flesh
humble cannibal

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

I might win this game
no safety spring release latch
Inside this old crypt


next topic:

ice-cream truck

 
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"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."


SMFabal

The notes bring me pain
suffer eternal torment
Turkey in the Straw

Next topic: Gundam Fighters
SMFabal, High Pope of CoCK, PSP, CW, KSC, FP, GH, MORBJ

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.

Cthulhu's Advocate

Effeminate men
Insulting Mecha genre
Putzes in big robots
(no i'm not a big fan of the show.)
Next up: Earthbound
This message brought to you by Cthulhu and the Anti-Greyface Leauge of Maui, Kentucky.

   God is a Transvestite chicken.

Poib

Sticking head out now,
Would cause it to be burned off,
Upon re-entry.


next topic, HP Pavilion Desktop Computers

Mistress_ChaoKaoMiao

What have they done now?
Gimme lots of hard drive space
'Cuz this megabytes.

Next topic: flushing a dead hamster
Go ^*Fnord"~ Yourself

zenji

The rodent expired
Before the loo chain was pulled.
Leaves this world quite flushed.


next topic....................where the hell have you been master?
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Duchess DemonicaI might win this game
no safety spring release latch
Inside this old crypt


next topic:

ice-cream truck

:lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

Leaves and zombies fall,
searching in this hell for you.
Where are you master?

next topic:  mail order brides
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

MedeoPlusPlus

I'm pretty stupid.
I said, "Sex later, but first
Popping bubble wrap!"

Next Topic: The Matrix Revolutions
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Trollax

You missed the meaning
You say that it is shithouse
Just like george lucas


The darkest darkness
Cannot hope to hold me back
The hellion flies

The void is within
High and low I ride the night
There is no level

I seek and I hunt
The real world hides no evil
and no good either

The goddess giggles
Deluded that we are free
We paint our own cells

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A decent Haiku
A good haiku on anything at all...

Malaul

shape shifting demon
do you think you know me friend?
Wait until its dark




:twisted:  :twisted:
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Anonymous

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDYou missed the meaning
You say that it is shithouse
Just like george lucas


The darkest darkness
Cannot hope to hold me back
The hellion flies

The void is within
High and low I ride the night
There is no level

I seek and I hunt
The real world hides no evil
and no good either

The goddess giggles
Deluded that we are free
We paint our own cells

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A decent Haiku
A good haiku on anything at all...

WOW!

That's really really good haiku!

:)