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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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the other anonymous

#2115
December 07, 2006, 12:31:20 PM
Blow up dolls are good
But only as a gag-gift
I prefer RealDoll

Next Topic: "Next Topic" vs "NT"

AFK

#2116
December 07, 2006, 05:26:25 PM
Brevity is good
In the long run anyway
FTW

next topic:

"being polite when you really don't want to"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#2117
December 07, 2006, 05:39:02 PM
I force a smile
But really I just want to
tell you to fuck off

Next topic: Bill Stickers is innocent.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Starship, take me

#2118
December 08, 2006, 06:28:52 PM
C4 charges blow
Bill Stickers rejoins the world
Not fucking guilty

NT: Getting a free blender, legally
Extraction of Agent Starship in progress...

Have the Orbital Platforms on Standby, please

hunter s.durden

#2119
December 09, 2006, 04:48:39 AM
Just tell your parents
I swear i'll give it back soon
Margarita Time!

NT- a series of tubes
This space for rent.

Messier Undertree

#2120
December 11, 2006, 09:05:57 AM
Like I said before
It is not a fucking truck
Teh tubes of teh webs

Next Topic: Fat Ethiopian midwives

P3nT4gR4m

#2121
December 11, 2006, 09:23:28 AM
Desert storm cloud
Fight for sandpit rights
bounce baby bounce

NT: Extracting wasps from stings in flight

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

dontblameyoko

#2122
December 13, 2006, 01:28:08 AM
I grab their stingers
They don't like me very much
I cannot blame them.

NT: Kumquats.
BBBBP
PPBLL ~Ted Kennedy as a baby (http://beatonna.livejournal.com/116931.html)
"ty7h hg uh nmcx,m cv8t gygj jg" ~another baby

Suu

#2123
December 13, 2006, 03:37:32 AM
Little orange fruit
They scatter in my backyard
I throw them at cars

NT: The Nutcracker Suite
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

König Bonifaz

#2124
December 15, 2006, 08:17:33 AM
A fairy ballet
But where is the fat lady?
I prefer Polka

NT: He-Man
"Prophets hold a key to the lock in a language. The mechanical image remains only an image to them. This is not a mechanical universe."
- Frank Herbert, 'God Emperor of Dune'

Triple Zero

#2125
December 15, 2006, 10:00:33 AM
and thus, he-man said
by the power of greyskull
i have the power

(duh what a cop-out)

NT: the last thing you thought of before waking up
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

P3nT4gR4m

#2126
December 15, 2006, 01:40:32 PM
Wake up dude
it's time to go
back to sleep

NT: Alice coopers mom

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Suu

#2127
December 15, 2006, 05:20:59 PM
If you saw his mom
And thought his makeup was bad
He got it from her

(Eh...)

NT: Fruitcake.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Benaclypse

#2128
December 18, 2006, 04:10:44 AM
Fruitcake is munchies,
Also eccentric nurds,
Both Discordian

NT: apocalyptic conservatives

DJRubberducky

#2129
December 18, 2006, 03:15:11 PM
Quote from: Benaclypse on December 18, 2006, 04:10:44 AM
NT: apocalyptic conservatives

Pump out all the oil!
Kill the atmosphere!  Who cares?
Jesus will fix it!

NT: failed holiday recipes
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.
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