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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Benaclypse on January 01, 2007, 06:34:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 01, 2007, 05:28:19 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 01, 2007, 05:16:29 AM
I'm fucking wasted
Last topic is lost on me
Metalocalypse

Next Topic: Last Topic

At last at long last
This stupid fucking game fread
Is finally over.

CLOSE DIS FREAD.
Your supposed to pick topic?
Or Killed the Game fread?
YUO KILLED THE FROOKING GAME FREAD?

nt...
nt...
AAAAAAAACK!

It's over.  There are no more Haikus.  We used them all up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Benaclypse

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 01, 2007, 06:35:31 AM
Quote from: Benaclypse on January 01, 2007, 06:34:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 01, 2007, 05:28:19 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 01, 2007, 05:16:29 AM
I'm fucking wasted
Last topic is lost on me
Metalocalypse

Next Topic: Last Topic

At last at long last
This stupid fucking game fread
Is finally over.

CLOSE DIS FREAD.
Your supposed to pick topic?
Or Killed the Game fread?
YUO KILLED THE FROOKING GAME FREAD?

nt...
nt...
AAAAAAAACK!

It's over.  There are no more Haikus.  We used them all up.
oH.  What was the use?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Benaclypse on January 01, 2007, 06:37:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 01, 2007, 06:35:31 AM
Quote from: Benaclypse on January 01, 2007, 06:34:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 01, 2007, 05:28:19 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 01, 2007, 05:16:29 AM
I'm fucking wasted
Last topic is lost on me
Metalocalypse

Next Topic: Last Topic

At last at long last
This stupid fucking game fread
Is finally over.

CLOSE DIS FREAD.
Your supposed to pick topic?
Or Killed the Game fread?
YUO KILLED THE FROOKING GAME FREAD?

nt...
nt...
AAAAAAAACK!

It's over.  There are no more Haikus.  We used them all up.
oH.  What was the use?

Oh, we used them to annoy Zenji, our erstwhile Wapanese poster.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BADGE OF HONOR

You should go ahead and close it then.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on January 01, 2007, 11:40:22 AM
You should go ahead and close it then.

Hell no.  The cookies and pie crowd would tear me to pieces.

I think Felix should do it.  Yeah.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

the other anonymous

Last topic? No way!
THOU SHALT NOT BE OF CLOSING
THE HAIKU THREADING!

Next Topic: Premature Oscillation

P3nT4gR4m

It wasn't turned on
but I'm sure I heard a pulse
did you flick the switch?

NT: haiku thread resuscitation

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper

Me?  I *like* this thread.  Hell, I've even written rap lyrics thinking of it as just some fun word game. 

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: SillyCybin on January 01, 2007, 08:57:59 PM
It wasn't turned on
but I'm sure I heard a pulse
did you flick the switch?

NT: haiku thread resuscitation

I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Messier Undertree

Quote from: SillyCybin on January 01, 2007, 08:57:59 PM
NT: haiku thread resuscitation

Haiku thread revived
TGRR will kill me
I did it for lulz

Next topic: Next topic

P3nT4gR4m

I haven't seen it
but I'll bet my ass it looks
something like this here

NT: Celebrity chainsaw juggling

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cramulus

Quote
NT: Celebrity chainsaw juggling

Day after the show:
Blood all over the tabloids
Some good looking stumps




Yours Truly

Professor Cramulus

"Harder than you Think!"

Thurnez Isa

Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Cramulus

ack!  :-o

Next Topic: The Sound Barrier

The Good Reverend Roger

DIS FREAD IS OVER, YOU TARDS!

I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.