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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Kimmy Gibbler

#2280
March 29, 2007, 07:30:43 AM
I had expected
Exquisite French cuisine.  Behold:
Plate of fucking snails.

Next topic:  prehensile tails.
KIMMY GIBBLER:  SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS

Lies

#2281
March 29, 2007, 08:11:10 AM
Whats a prehensile
I googled it to find out
prehensile.com

NT: Licking poison dart frogs
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

#2282
March 29, 2007, 08:13:54 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 29, 2007, 08:11:10 AM


NT: Licking poison dart frogs

Unn unn uh unn unn
unn unn uh unn unn uh unn
unn unn uh unn *thud*

Next topic:  Cranial/rectal inversions.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kimmy Gibbler

#2283
March 29, 2007, 10:32:54 AM
I can't see a thing
And what on earth is that smell?
My ass is my hat.

Next Topic:  vinegar.
KIMMY GIBBLER:  SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS

Lies

#2284
March 29, 2007, 11:05:25 AM
The 20 year old
Bottle of champaign I got
Tastes like Vinegar

NT: Drinking Causes Pregnancy

(btw rog, that post was lultastic)
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

hunter s.durden

#2285
March 29, 2007, 02:28:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 29, 2007, 08:13:54 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 29, 2007, 08:11:10 AM


NT: Licking poison dart frogs

Unn unn uh unn unn
unn unn uh unn unn uh unn
unn unn uh unn *thud*

Next topic:  Cranial/rectal inversions.

If this thread is a contest, you won.
This space for rent.

Lies

#2286
March 29, 2007, 04:51:43 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 29, 2007, 02:28:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 29, 2007, 08:13:54 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 29, 2007, 08:11:10 AM


NT: Licking poison dart frogs

Unn unn uh unn unn
unn unn uh unn unn uh unn
unn unn uh unn *thud*

Next topic:  Cranial/rectal inversions.

If this thread is a contest, you won.
I sorta have to agree. Best Haiku. Eva.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Triple Zero

#2287
March 29, 2007, 05:21:15 PM
ok then!

EOT?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus

#2288
March 29, 2007, 05:25:12 PM
This thread cannot die
it lives despite fogey hate
n00bs, resuscitate!

NT: in the style of Dr. Seuss

hunter s.durden

#2289
March 29, 2007, 05:26:38 PM
I was hoping it would eventually devolve into a fight about music.

Prof- it got old at about 1100 posts for me. Have fun while you can.
This space for rent.

Triple Zero

#2290
March 29, 2007, 05:27:50 PM
hunter, question

if you think haiku's should be written to music, what kind of music and why would you choose such sucky music to write haiku's to?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

hunter s.durden

#2291
March 29, 2007, 05:45:56 PM
When i'm composing a haiku on a deep subject, like boogers or vinegar, I listen to My Chemical Romance, because they are the most punk band of all time.
This space for rent.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2292
March 29, 2007, 06:01:54 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 29, 2007, 05:45:56 PM
When i'm composing a haiku on a deep subject, like boogers or vinegar, I listen to My Chemical Romance, because they are the most punk band of all time.

:lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Messier Undertree

#2293
March 29, 2007, 09:52:15 PM
Should totally bomb this thread.

Sir Perineal

#2294
March 30, 2007, 05:51:41 AM
Seuss' green eggs and ham.
"Don't worry, son ... it'll be fun."
Seuss raped me, goddamn.

NT: self-deprecation in 17 syllables
Sir Perineal Gräfenberg III, KSC, AOHF, AISB, FNORD, HIMEOBS

~Concordian Commissar of the Academic Order of THE HEMLOCK FELLOWSHIP~
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