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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Triple Zero

#2295
April 01, 2007, 05:54:37 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 29, 2007, 05:45:56 PMWhen i'm composing a haiku on a deep subject, like boogers or vinegar, I listen to My Chemical Romance, because they are the most punk band of all time.

what??

MCR is like the most suckiest band EVAR, especially on the venerable subject of pickled boogers, they have made some statements which are simply not to be excused.

i would demonstrate this plain scientific fact, if only i would have a very .. long .. cat at my disposal which you of course understand (or will understand later) is crucial for the display of scientific rigor i have in mind.

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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President Bush

#2296
April 03, 2007, 06:00:43 PM
To the American People:


Please stop jacking
my favorite thread.


By My Hand,


President Bush


"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.'' —George W. Bush, as quoted by Molly Ivins, the San Francisco Chronicle, Jan. 21, 2000

"God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about their future can hear."—Los Angeles, Calif., March 3, 2004

LMNO

#2297
April 03, 2007, 06:04:20 PM
Oh, shit.  It's 2004, all over again.

hunter s.durden

#2298
April 03, 2007, 06:12:55 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 01, 2007, 05:54:37 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 29, 2007, 05:45:56 PMWhen i'm composing a haiku on a deep subject, like boogers or vinegar, I listen to My Chemical Romance, because they are the most punk band of all time.

what??

MCR is like the most suckiest band EVAR, especially on the venerable subject of pickled boogers, they have made some statements which are simply not to be excused.

i would demonstrate this plain scientific fact, if only i would have a very .. long .. cat at my disposal which you of course understand (or will understand later) is crucial for the display of scientific rigor i have in mind.



Bullshit.
The punkness of bands are rated 5 (way punk), to 1 (fake poopy punk).
Examples:

5: MCR, AFI, Avril Lavine
4: Good Charlotte, All American Rejects,
3: Blink 182, Green Day, Sum 41
2: NOFX, Dropkick Murphy's, Rancid
1: The Clash, The Ramones, Sex Pistols

Jacked.
This space for rent.

LMNO

#2299
April 03, 2007, 06:39:44 PM
 :lulz:

tyrannosaurus vex

#2300
April 03, 2007, 06:43:29 PM
that chart is accurate.

this means the Dead Kennedys rate a 0.2.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

LMNO

#2301
April 03, 2007, 06:47:21 PM
I think The Stooges are in negative numbers.

tyrannosaurus vex

#2302
April 03, 2007, 06:47:51 PM
you mean curly, moe, et. al.?

or were there other Stooges
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

LMNO

#2303
April 03, 2007, 06:48:21 PM
I will kill a motherfucker.

hunter s.durden

#2304
April 03, 2007, 06:48:40 PM
Noone ranks lower than the Sex Pistols.
The Stooges are close.
Fucking Poseurs.
This space for rent.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2305
April 03, 2007, 07:03:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 03, 2007, 06:48:21 PM
I will kill a motherfucker.

You have to do it in all caps, or it loses the effect.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Thurnez Isa

#2306
April 03, 2007, 07:05:15 PM
may also have effect if you try to whisper it

... I will kill a motherfucker ...
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

LMNO

#2307
April 03, 2007, 07:06:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2007, 07:03:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 03, 2007, 06:48:21 PM
I will kill a motherfucker.

You have to do it in all caps, or it loses the effect.


I was trying to make it a simple statement of fact.


However, if you insist:

Quote from: vexati0n on April 03, 2007, 06:47:51 PM
you mean curly, moe, et. al.?

or were there other Stooges

I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER.

AFK

#2308
April 03, 2007, 07:25:19 PM
haiku is not punk
I'll kill a motherfucker
what are you eating?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#2309
April 03, 2007, 09:29:26 PM
sorry guys i forgot about my long cat proof of punkness

btw i was wondering

if you guys could answer for me:

1. what are you listening to?
2. what are you eating?
3. what are you drinking (and how) ?
4. what's the weather over there?
5. why do you think sports team X would suck at Y and win tomorrows game or not?

you are also allowed to use syllables.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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