The Haiku Game

[AFK]

When the moon hits your
Eye. Its a like pizza pie
that's amore. yup.

[Darth Cupcake]

Next Topic: ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT!! (Note: not an OB, just a haiku about one...)

holy fuck lasers!
death zaps coming from above?!
shit, it's HIMEOBS!

[Payne]

When the moon hits your
Eye. Its a like pizza pie
that's amore. yup.

[the dreadful hours]

once when i was nine
this guy gave me a lollipop
that day really sucked

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THE SCROLL OF BUDDHA'S GHOST PENIS COMMANDS YUO!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

that was great. a little wordy though?

[Idem]

THAT WASNT A HAIKU!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

It might be... I dunno how many syllables it had, do you?

[Triple Zero]

THAT WASNT A HAIKU!

[LMNO]

It might be... I dunno how many syllables it had, do you?

"scroll"



1 syllable.  17 times.

[Triple Zero]

scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll
scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll
scroll scroll scroll scroll snow

[AFK]

all i see is fnords

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

all i see is fnords

And the the spirit of Eris settled upon poor Ratatosk and she said: See and Look! For Rev. What's-His-Name has forced upon you a filk, and you must take down the words of the Filk and post them so that all may be infected.

And I saw and there were words, sung by St. Gulik and yet it was not Gulik, but some Beatles instead:

Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord.
There's nothing on the pages of the news
And that nothing is why you've got the blues.
Nothing you can see but you can learn how to spot the CoN
It's easy.

There's nothing hidden in a Twenty-Three.
No one behind the Masks for you to see.
None of it is true, but if you give it some time
It's easy.

All I see is Fnords, All I see is Fnords,
All I see is Fnords, Fnord, Fnords is all I see..
Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord.
All I see is Fnords, All I see is Fnords,
All I see is Fnords, Fnord, Fnords is all I see..

The secrets all are there for you to find.
The magic can be found if your not blind.
In 23's and 42's and of course The Law of 5's.
It's easy.

All I see is Fnords, All I see is Fnords,
All I see is Fnords, Fnord, Fnords is all I see
All I see is Fnords (not together now)
All I see is Fnords (but not really)
All I see is Fnords, Fnord, Fnords is all I see.
Fnords is all I see.
Fnords is all I see.
Fnords is all I see.


And the did the spirit of Eris rise up and exult in her FnordFest.

[AFK]

um not a haiku
i really like cinnamon toast
har har har har thump

[Richter]

Paraphrase Beatles
But fnord is not all you need
Roll so, ITT