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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Lies

Hardly noticed you were gone Hunter, but now that I do, I miss ya man.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Richter

Those that I work with
Do not know the algebra
In Ire, I will teach
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

Seek world peace through trig
Less Differentiation
More Integration.

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

Well spoken!

Self enrich at work
Toil, folk not hired to help
Hence slack begets slack.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Iron Sulfide

don't fuck the body
just don't don't fuck the bodhi
madly, it has AIDS
Ya' stupid Yank.

the dreadful hours

today i woke up
my girl gave me some good stuff
now i'm eating toast

AFK

I lurve the haiku
I am flush with excitement.
That's a lot of heart.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

No next topics.

You guys suck ass.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mangrove

damn.

i only clicked on this thread to see if TGRR had written a hate filled haiku.

:sad:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Triple Zero

no haiku haiku
next topic: roger's teevee
hate experience

(sorry, most godawful haiku evar)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Xooxe

These are not Haiku,
Please refer to a season,
Like snow for winter.

Iron Sulfide

Quote from: Xooxe on November 10, 2007, 03:13:00 AM
These are not Haiku,
Please refer to a season,
Like snow for winter.

the red tongue of fall
licks toads of discontentment
please to eat my ass

next topic: we will all die a brutal, unblinking death, starting with you.
Ya' stupid Yank.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mangrove on November 10, 2007, 12:25:38 AM
damn.

i only clicked on this thread to see if TGRR had written a hate filled haiku.

:sad:

Wait all you damn like
I write no poems for ingrates
Go ram a gas truck.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mangrove

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2007, 06:16:37 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on November 10, 2007, 12:25:38 AM
damn.

i only clicked on this thread to see if TGRR had written a hate filled haiku.

:sad:

Wait all you damn like
I write no poems for ingrates
Go ram a gas truck.

:banana:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Cain

Haiku sucks, like a
cheap meth whore, and so do you
for reading this crap