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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mangrove on November 10, 2007, 09:41:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2007, 06:16:37 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on November 10, 2007, 12:25:38 AM
damn.

i only clicked on this thread to see if TGRR had written a hate filled haiku.

:sad:

Wait all you damn like
I write no poems for ingrates
Go ram a gas truck.

:banana:

:argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Idem

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2007, 06:16:37 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on November 10, 2007, 12:25:38 AM
damn.

i only clicked on this thread to see if TGRR had written a hate filled haiku.

:sad:


I write no poems for ingrates

:lulz:

Cramulus


Bu🤠ns


Pterodactyl Handler

You motherfuckers
- every single last one of you -
are all gonna PAY


nt: how you will be paying

Richter

With the body, out nose?
You know not the true Sodomy.
American Express.

nt: dealing with the trauma
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

My body is still
The casts are finished drying
Now, six weeks of suck
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Chairman Risus

What does NT mean?
I'm too lazy to google
Someone tell me now.

Cramulus

Quote from: keeper entropic on November 27, 2007, 02:09:52 AM
What does NT mean?
I'm too lazy to google
Someone tell me now.





Quote from: WIKIPEDIA MOTHERFUCKERWindows NT (New Technology) is a family of operating systems produced by Microsoft, the first version of which was released in July 1993. It was originally designed to be a powerful high-level-language-based, processor-independent, multiprocessing, multiuser operating system with features comparable to Unix. It was intended to complement consumer versions of Windows that were based on MS-DOS. NT was the first fully 32-bit version of Windows, whereas its consumer-oriented counterparts, Windows 3.1x and Windows 9x, were 16-bit/32-bit hybrids. Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Server 2003, Windows Vista, Windows Server 2008 (beta), and Windows Home Server are based upon the Windows NT system, although they are not branded as Windows NT.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Windows NT is a full...
Hold on, my computer froze...
Yes, Microsoft job.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Next topic, dumbfucks
that is what it means, now choose
something or just die.

NT: how people who don't choose a next topic should die.

Triple Zero

you know the feeling
two grown men ripping out your
rectum with bare hands?

NT: two buttcheeks, one says to the other: love will tear us apart. again.

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Richter

The Joy Division
Never did see THIS coming
But shot in the dark

NT: Musical blasphemy
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

Quote from: Richter on November 27, 2007, 01:31:57 PM
The Joy Division
Never did see THIS coming
But shot in the dark

NT: Musical blasphemy

Listen to my song
You want to touch my bag pipes?
Sorry, you canter.

NT:  The proper way to suck eggs.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.