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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Suu

We made the porkchops
No more hand-me-down food-stuffs
They taste like mothballs!

NT: Professional wrestling

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

Spandex men fly high
Wasted physics, great applause
I can smell cooking

NT: Cougar, bellfry, mandolin.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

Up in a bellfry
Sharon Stone and Peter Buck
He Found The River

NT:  Michael Stipe does Laundry
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Pope Lecherous

ore wa D yo
kanojo ippai iru
playboy janai yo


I'm D!
I have many girls
i'm not a playboy      "playboy- japanese term for player"
--- War to the knife, knife to the hilt.

hunter s.durden

NT: Pope Lecherous is an anime fanboy ^_^
This space for rent.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"Playboy" is also a 20th century American term for "player", hence the magazine of the same title.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus

Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 14, 2008, 03:35:07 PM
NT: Pope Lecherous is an anime fanboy ^_^


Oh you weeaboo
With your japanese haiku
hai desu desu



NT: After he loses the election, Ron Paul becomes a pro-wrestler

AFK

Paul is in the ring.
unleashing his signature
move, The Unfair Tax

NT: Ham-O-Gram
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Doorbell rings – ding dong   
Three little pigs on your porch   
Ham-o-gram for you



nt: Hillary stripping for votes

AFK

Hey you! Hillary!
I think you missed that spot there.
Wallpaper's a bitch!

NT:  The Wiggles vs. The Teletubbies
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

Inneffective sword.
Improbable colon form.
For the kids, ya know.

NT: She blinded me with science.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

Physics, chemistry
It's poetry in motion
Until the flashbang

NT: Seltzer water
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Pope Lecherous

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on January 14, 2008, 05:15:58 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 14, 2008, 03:35:07 PM
NT: Pope Lecherous is an anime fanboy ^_^


Oh you weeaboo
With your japanese haiku
hai desu desu


I know i am so awesome.

I'm living in japan right now.  At least for another few months


NT: After he loses the election, Ron Paul becomes a pro-wrestler
--- War to the knife, knife to the hilt.

Richter

Infuse stagnant pool
Bubbles will make an odd drink.
remember: add scotch

NT: PWN Thyself
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat