The Haiku Game

[AFK]

I need a tissue
I reach out for a hanky
FUCK! IT'S SANDPAPER!

NT:  Emmanuel Lewis is a Rapist

[Diseris]

Webster the giant
White wimen the mountain top
ass bleeding in June

NT: spastic colons

[Cramulus]

colons: similes
like this : that :: thither : hither
sometimes: out: control


NT: Erotic punctuation

[Richter]

Cute apostrophe
Her hyphen fine, but alas!
Time for period.

NT: Meat packing machinery.

[Richter]

WELL?

STEP UP DAMMNIT!

[the other anonymous]

Meat packing machine
Consuming all meat in sight
NO! PLEASE NOT MY MEAT!

NT: With only Hillary and Obama, white men will just have to decide whether to vote their race or their gender.

[AFK]

difficult choices
which one should the wasp vote for
i do miss bubba

NT:  Sheep Dip

[Triple Zero]

baa baa baa baa baa
baa baa baa baa baa baa baa
baa baa baa baa blub

NT: taking the easy way out

[Richter]

Got a good reason.
She took me half the way there.
One way ticket, yeah.

NT: Stag Beatles

[AFK]

That one-legged harpie,
Took all my dough and now I'm
Hanging with Ringo.

NT:  spider goats

[Cainad (dec.)]

Ungulate spider
From thy silken udders leak...
Fuck! This is not milk!

NT: Coconut crabs

[Eve]

Stay away, palm thief!
Don't take my shiny pots--go
Eat a fucking fig.

NT: Richter's avatar

[leln]

Apt pupil, goatse?
The stretching can't be healthy
I know I blink now.

NT: standardized tests

[Cainad (dec.)]

Bubble the answer
Truth mandated by the State
Shit, two minutes left.

NT: Tacky lawn ornaments

[Richter]

OH! but how I do wish
Your Gnome would Roam away
From your trailer's hood!

NT: Dad I took up knitting