The Haiku Game

[Eve]

Mittens, sweaters, socks
Sorry Dad, failed out of school
Now knitting for cash

NT: Overused emoticons

[Chairman Risus]

 



NT: things you don't want to find in your pocket.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

wut this n poc-kit?
PLZ NOT 2 B AIDS K THX
sack of poo?! OH NOES!

nxt topik: BAD GRAMMAR

[Eve]

Not taught well in school
Fills internets, makes eyes bleed
PLZ NO MOAR IT HURTS.

NT: DIY piercings

[Chairman Risus]

First time trying this
It does not hurt too bad but
The cat won't hold still

NT: naked sports

[AFK]

Hello there darlin
Here for the track and field match?
Here's my javelin.

NT:  Ron Paul watching the Super Tuesday returns.

[Cain]

Federal Reserve
stole all my bloody votes, I blame
the UN and Jews.

NT: why Sonic Youth should learn to play instruments properly.

[Bu🤠ns]

3 chord progression
sex pistols invented it
moar constipation

nt: toilet lickers

[AFK]

Um excuse me sir
what do you think you're doing?
Oh! Senator Craig?

NT:  The real reason Moss isn't going to the Pro Bowl. 

[Suu]

Oh woe are the Pats
Sore losers the lot of them
Get over it, Moss


NT: Next year's Manning family dinner commercials

[Triple Zero]

http://limerickdb.com/?33

There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim'ricks all
Look'd like haiku. He

Said with a laugh "I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two."

[Richter]

Oh woe are the Pats
Sore losers the lot of them
Get over it, Moss


NT: Next year's Manning family dinner commercials

Dad stares at turkey.
Mother calmly serves the peas.
Keep the TV off.

NT:  Transubstantiation in the disco

[Suu]

Don't you wanna know
why we keep starting fires?
It's our desire...!



...Totally unoriginal and not transubstantiation, deal.

NT: 100% Wooden Stickety Stick!

[Richter]

HOLY SHIT A STICK!
FUCKING AWESOME STICK, but yet,
It's no Rod From God.

NT: The wheels on the bus.

[AFK]

the wheels fell off, woe.
because someone was too tired
to tighten the nuts

NT:  RWHN curses the snow