The Haiku Game

[e]

Quiet empty banks
Along the Tyra river
(Turmoil lies within)

(since I had no idea who Tyra Banks is)

next: metahaiku

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

First, five syllables
Next count seven syllables
Then return to five

next: Feudal Society (or Futile Society)

[AFK]

Over there, Hatfields.
Just down the road there's McCoy's.
Appalachia!!!

NT:  Where is Hunter?

[Payne]

Pee stained kitchen floor,
Empty bottles of bourbon,
Hunter sleeps outside.

NT: Haiku of Puns.

[AFK]

Don't shake the baby
Before you break the seal, to
avoid blubbering.

NT:  that was awful!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I am full of awe
the last haiku was EPIC
Perhaps, EPIC FAIL!

NT: Motivational Speakers

[Payne]

TACK BEH, TACK CHO EH!
Said the Klingon roughly in
Motivation Speech

NT: STFU n00b!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

TACK BEH, TACK CHO EH!
Said the Klingon roughly in
Motivation Speech

NT: STFU n00b!

"Law of Fives" and "Fnord"
"Illuminati is here!"
Shhhh, Payne may hurt you!!!

NT: animal pelts

[AFK]

Walking towards downtown
Poof!  A badger appears and starts
throwing the snowballs.

NT:  root beer

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Sassafras is good
but you must be very careful
too much can kill you

NT: Orgone Energy

[Nast]

Hey, lemme just stick
You inside this cabinet
(it's good for yer health)

NT: Phlogiston particles

[e]

Once it's been lit up
It's dephlogisticated!
All that's left is calx.

topic: The influence of William Shakespeare on dada artists.   (Or, if you'd prefer, the influence of dada artists on William Shakespeare)

[Cramulus]

Alas poor Yorick
I knew him, Horatio,
flying baby shit



NT: The first thing Cram is films with his new video camera

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Did I turn it on?
What is that flashing red light?
OSHI-! fix my pance!

nt: inside maya angelou

[Churro the Viscous]

My intestines hurt.
A bowel movement is here.
All near me : HEADS UP!

NT
fake train