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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Richter

#2655
April 15, 2008, 09:58:47 PM
Blank stare at the wall
Be still, moved by nothing.
Enlightenment bores.

NT: Ode to the Llama
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2656
April 15, 2008, 10:02:13 PM
Your soft hair shorn away,
odd, but ok since you are
Reincarnated!

NT: Dali
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

e

#2657
April 15, 2008, 10:39:50 PM
The only dif'rence
'twixt Dali and this Haiku:
It is not Dali.

topic: Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by the Horns of Her Own Chastity.

Chairman Risus

#2658
April 16, 2008, 02:04:51 AM Last Edit: April 16, 2008, 02:15:35 AM by keeper entropic
Know how you kill thread?
[See new topic in your post]
That's how haikus die.

NT: Stuck in an elevator.

Richter

#2659
April 16, 2008, 02:35:48 AM
Intercom for help
I strike a dynamic pose
Face door, whip it out

NT: steam powered would be better
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

e

#2660
April 16, 2008, 03:54:44 AM
Quote from: keeper entropic on April 16, 2008, 02:04:51 AM
Know how you kill thread?
[See new topic in your post]
That's how haikus die.

NT: Stuck in an elevator.

But it's such a fun painting!  :cry:

steam powered would be better
Heat of the moment
I shovel coal and start up
Steam-powered pumping.

(wink, nudge, etc.)

new topic: technology of a sufficiently high level is indistinguishable from magic

Cramulus

#2661
April 16, 2008, 04:09:11 AM
level nineteen tech
support guys are often mis-
taken for wizards


NT: private parts of speech

The Good Reverend Roger

#2662
April 16, 2008, 04:13:13 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 16, 2008, 04:09:11 AM
level nineteen tech
support guys are often mis-
taken for wizards


NT: private parts of speech

My big hairy balls
Recite poetry some days
When I let them out

NT:  Hatred of all that is bipedal.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kurt Christ

#2663
April 16, 2008, 05:38:17 AM
Those two legs of yours
Do not make you better than
Any other beast

Next Topic: Robotic primates
Formerly known as the Space Pope (then I was excommunicated), Father Kurt Christ (I was deemed unfit to raise children, spiritual or otherwise), and Vartox (the speedo was starting to chafe)

Chairman Risus

#2664
April 17, 2008, 04:18:22 AM


Robotic Primates
Eating robot bananas
Flinging nuts and bolts.

NT: Reasons to wear a helmet.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2665
April 17, 2008, 05:23:08 AM
Quote from: The Space Pope on April 16, 2008, 05:38:17 AM
Those two legs of yours
Do not make you better than
Any other beast

Next Topic: Robotic primates

Your hate is too weak
You won't enjoy this decade
As much as you should

NT:  Ignoring the NT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#2666
April 17, 2008, 01:29:45 PM
Yay, Fluffy Bunnies!
Gut em, Chop em, and Cook em
Yay! It's Bunny Stew!

NT:  semi-colonoscopy
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#2667
April 17, 2008, 01:51:45 PM
I don't want cancer
So I went to the screening
Why they use a truck?! :x

NT: Marbles in yo Yarbles
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

e

#2668
April 18, 2008, 02:10:50 AM
Marbles and Yarbles
Aren't quite as dangerous as
Fables in Stables.

topic: i-pods and the fall of civilisation

Kurt Christ

#2669
April 18, 2008, 05:43:23 AM
My i-pod palying
Oblivious to the world
Falling around me

Next Topic:  :fap:
Formerly known as the Space Pope (then I was excommunicated), Father Kurt Christ (I was deemed unfit to raise children, spiritual or otherwise), and Vartox (the speedo was starting to chafe)
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