The Haiku Game

[Daruko]

Who am I to say
when a fetish goes too far.
Don't you like dog lips?

NT: God Balls

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

A favorite candy
everlasting Godstopper
Wonka's finest balls.

NT: Something Wicked This Way Comes

[e]

An often-used phrase:
Bubble bubble toil and shit,
Or Ray Bradbury?

NT: Roy Orbison

[Daruko]

Only the Lonely:
A bad book and a worse song.
Know The Way I Feel?

NT: Pretty Boy Floyd

[AFK]

So, Pretty Boy Floyd
Had sex with L7 and had
an Ugly Kid Joe

NT:  pfft!!!!

[Suu]

Pfft, I say to you
pissing me off one last time
I want chocolate

NT: My avatar

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

The metallic hump,
the echoing moan of steel
breeding time on Hoth

NT: Scooby Doo

[Daruko]

The real mystery:
What is in the scooby snacks,
LSD or Meth?

NT: Head Scabs

[Sri Managahela Kalliflower]

Do not test your skin
When you dye your hair so then
Scalp scabs drive you nuts.

NT: earthquakes

[Bu🤠ns]

i feel the earth move
shockwave shot throughout the house
gram ate many beans

nt: billy ocean

[A.N. Other]

Who the fuck is that?
Just some rhythm and blues guy.
Not that I would know.

NT: Cobra Commander's Political Campaign

[AFK]

On Election Day,
Vote Commander and Destro.
Or fucking elsssssssssssss

nt:  You find yourself hurtling towards the ground...

[Dr. Pataphoros, SpD]

A susurrus of wild wind
Rushing past my face
Gee, the Earth is getting close...

Next: Armadillos

[AFK]

A susurrus of wild wind
Rushing past my face
Gee, the Earth is getting close...

Next: Armadillos

heh, it's an inside-out haiku. 

[Daruko]

awww... i knew this was bound to happen.  i wrote a haiku and didn't get it posted in time.  lol