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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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AFK

#2820
June 10, 2008, 07:31:29 PM
I stand by my interpretation
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Daruko

#2821
June 10, 2008, 08:00:44 PM
Suit yourself.

All I have is glop,
but I'm so very hungry...
Wait, Bacon!  I'm good.

NT: Bacon Ass Burgers

Richter

#2822
June 10, 2008, 08:48:16 PM
Hold pickles, lettuce,
Oh, and extra butthash please
Truly made my way.

NT: Flounce of the House of Usher
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Reverend Loveshade

#2823
June 15, 2008, 05:58:06 AM
storm ripping mansion,
by one man's malediction,
house, like curtains, flounced

NT: a bitch in heat
"Threats should not be tolerated. They're demeaning, they're violations to human rights and no one deserves them."

-- navkat, 20 June 2007, principiadiscordia.com

Bu🤠ns

#2824
June 15, 2008, 06:24:28 PM
she won't stop biting
the itch of careless breeding
mom's gone barhopping

pancakes!

Richter

#2825
June 16, 2008, 02:40:32 AM
The silly flapjacks
A sane person likes waffles
More than life itself.

NT: riding the atomic bomb
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#2826
June 16, 2008, 03:01:55 AM
Quote from: Richter on June 16, 2008, 02:40:32 AM
The silly flapjacks
A sane person likes waffles
More than life itself.

NT: riding the atomic bomb

FUCKING BOMB CLAMP IS STUCK
TEX WILL FIX IT PRETTY QUICK
HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT

NT:  SESAME BEEF.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#2827
June 16, 2008, 03:18:23 AM
God's face in the beef
Who stole the fucking cactus?
Commie pigs stole it.

NT: Mandibles

Dr. Paes

#2828
June 16, 2008, 03:25:58 AM Last Edit: June 16, 2008, 03:42:44 AM by Paesior
Hide under the bed
Cos Maria has mandibles
Or Fucking Kill Me.

NT: Cactus


Cainad (dec.)

#2829
June 16, 2008, 03:28:38 AM
I saw some cactus,
Tried to chew it to get zonked,
Fuck! Real cacti hurt!

NT: Rain gods

Reverend Loveshade

#2830
June 16, 2008, 04:15:25 AM
sky cotton spreads, shows
cloud deity dropping robe;
on us all, pissing

NT: cigarette butt
"Threats should not be tolerated. They're demeaning, they're violations to human rights and no one deserves them."

-- navkat, 20 June 2007, principiadiscordia.com

tyrannosaurus vex

#2831
June 16, 2008, 05:23:03 AM
was this cigarette
the one that will infect me
with deadly cancer?

nt: pretending to be sad at the funeral of an asshole
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2832
June 16, 2008, 05:31:41 AM
Giggling at the corpse
Tim Russert we miss you so
Turn Wolf Blitzer on.

NT:  Constipation
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#2833
June 16, 2008, 05:40:39 AM
Boulders make their way
Colon suffers for your sins
Eat more fiber, douche.

NT: tomatoes

NWC

#2834
June 16, 2008, 08:21:49 AM
Quote from: Cainad on June 16, 2008, 05:40:39 AM
Boulders make their way
Colon suffers for your sins
Eat more fiber, douche.

NT: tomatoes

Sick from tomatoes?
I thought salmonella came
From like, eggs and shit

nt: imaginary numbers
PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED
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