The Haiku Game

[Trollax]

See you missed a spot.
Don't forget wax on wax off
You are improving.

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Why I don't need a toupe

~Constructional Trollax~

[zenji]

Paint the fence, up,down!
Use fine brushes of horsehair.
Trollax the hirsute!


next topic...............the solstice is coming, the solstice is coming.

[Nutrimentia]

A solstice, you say?
Circle of life, or does it
Just bounce back and forth?

Next topic: houseplants!

[zenji]

Konichiwa Nutri-sama!!

White Orchid, green leaves.
My tokanoma ablaze.
Golden Buddha smiles.



next topic.................A maze of mirrors.

[Trollax]

Here I was am I
Reflected back and forward
Shadow or shining

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NExt Topic...................
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The Excorcist

~HI YAYAYAYAYAYA Trollax~

[MedeoPlusPlus]

I never saw "The Exorcist," a fact my dad won't leave me alone about, but I have to keep the thread going so here goes nothing, based on what little I have seen of it-

Some sorta thriller
It has ghosts and little kids
With bladder problems

Next topic:
Your choice. If you've seen The Exorcist, you can write better haiku about that than little ol' sheltered me, or my topic: Trix (the cereal)

[eighteen buddha strike]

I love linda blair
She put her hand up my shirt,
to autograph it.

(true story, and the funny thing is, I had a bullwhip sticking out of my jeans... I had been concealing it in my crotch that night... she didnt seem to mind.)

Next Topic:
Trix (the cereal)

[Anonymous]

No Vonnegut?

He might suggest it:
Thrust at a mobile pastry,
Again at Luna.

[Ranna]

Going with Vonnegut.

Scary guy, ya know,
Wrote books, haven't read any
Though I've dreamt of him. o.O

Next topic: Romantic poetry (romantic as in Keats, not as in Hallmark)

[Anonymous]

Sadly, Websters refuses to polysyllabize 'again.'

Thus I revise with:

He might suggest it:
Thrust at a mobile pastry,
Repeat at Luna.

And repent with:

Daphnias and chipmunks,
Have come out of joint in time.
What an odd karass.

A slip of the mind
May render a haiku moot.
Careful, grasshopper!

[Ranna]

I laugh, defeated -
Art is dead, sadly enough,
Dada over all.

Don't forget, guestie, the 'Next topic'.

I proclaim the next topic to be.. Thud?¥

[Phantom Trollax]

(((I couldn't be arsed logging in!)))

Get yer Mao buttons!
Mao buttons to give the poor
The day so cometh

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NEXT TOPIC...............................
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The top ten reasons Why G W. Bush is a plonker.

~Poelectrasy Trollax~
(((And Khagahn isn't here to see that one  )))

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Landing planes on ships
No entrepreneurs in France
Cheerleading frat boy

I know, I know, it's no great shakes; don't expect anything by me to be so. Next topic: Finland  

[Ranna]

In Finland, if asked
'Puhutko suomea?'
Reply 'En puhu!'

PS: Unless, of course, you do (o:

Er.. next topic!  Jazz.

[zenji]

*thinks........isn't that...
"Have you sh*gged a Finish Babe?"
"Nope......But bonked a reindeer!".


Jazz............

Goceck, Turkish coast
There is a Doctor Jazz Bar.
Best "medicine" there is!


next topic.....................inventions that suck!