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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Malaul

Quote from: SMFabalCream in the Cheese and
the creamy Cheesy Cheesey
Cream Creamy Cream Cheese!

Next: Coffee Shops

Written on behalf of
Your Lord and Master
Foamy
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
thats was GREAT!!!


5 lashes for you!!!
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Den Sorte Dragen

Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenThere was a litle shop
it was just a big coffeeshop
a shop called Starbucks

In it was a cat
in it was a sweet coffeecat
she was called Malaul

But in that coffeeshop
unlike in those dutch coffeeshops
they did not sell drugs

just lots of coffee
lots of sugar milk and tea
but gave me free hugs


NEXT TOPIC: Mean Melancholy
awwwwwwwwww dragenm i am truely humbled!!  you are the best!

8)  :D
negative....negative.....negative................;type O negative................negative............;negative

sakredchao

life is never good
always too hot or too cold
think i'll kick the dog


next topic:
jesus and mohammad talk about their followers
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: sakredchaolife is never good
always too hot or too cold
think i'll kick the dog


next topic:
jesus and mohammad talk about their followers
who are these morons?
I thought they were with you, man.
then who are those ones?

next:... radioactive isotopes
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Chef

TOP DOWN CHROME SPINNING,
TALUFA JAMMING IN BACK.
HOT AS CESIUM!

D/N/T!

AND 1!!!

NEXT TOPIC:  POLYNESIANS OWN YUO.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Guido Finucci

quaint seaside hamlet
the sun-drenched beaches of Yuo
sold to Islanders


Next topic: The utter uselesness of grammar flames in the Eternal September.

Chef

WHEN THE WIND BLOWS COLD,
DON'T BE HATIN ON MY POSTS,
TONGANS BE LIKE DAT.

NEXT TOPIC:  HAVIN' THA BASKETBALL JONES.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

sakredchao

my small basketball
got hit by a truck today
i'm geting the shakes

next topic: dust bunnies
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

chaosgraves:agentoferis

I look under chairs
clown on a big comfy couch
dust bunnies are fast



next up... racist mexicans
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

sakredchao

oh man i love that show..  those were the very dustbunnies i was thinking of!

i was in highschool
video cam'ra waiting
to whoop my white ass

next topic: plastic food

ps..  they only hit me once and decided they didn't want to get cut up..   :twisted:
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

stringy tofu, not
biodegradable, Damn!
recycled plastic

next topic:  the cure

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html


"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."


Colonel Failure

This post has been redacted in the interests of national security
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.


   Tool, Flood

----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won't end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don't matter
You'll turn to something to help you forget
That you're only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don't think of us)


    -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

Colonel Failure

How moody, how sad
I cannot think but to cry
Robert Smith should die

next topic: the disease
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.


   Tool, Flood

----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won't end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don't matter
You'll turn to something to help you forget
That you're only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don't think of us)


    -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

Wishfarple

mom caught me smoking
now I have to go to church
jesus really sucks

Next topic: the reckoning
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

sakredchao

ought to do sumthin'
the darndest thing, well i'll be
ain't right, i reckon

next: jrr tolkien
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah