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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Lazera the forgotten

#2925
February 22, 2009, 07:27:20 PM
I hope you die too
I won't stop this is too fun
Ha ha ha oh yeah

NT: important things
For every market a sub market grows

Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on May 13, 2008, 10:36:53 PM
A spell to make people quit fucking with you that REALLY works;

Finely grind wormwood and red pepper. Add garlic and onion salt. Mix completely.

Throw it in the fuckers eyes.

the other anonymous

#2926
April 03, 2009, 12:08:37 AM
dimitri martin
has a television show
five more syllables

NT: the other anonymous has returned -- HOORAY!

A.N. Other

#2927
April 07, 2009, 03:44:28 AM
Who is that person?
Don't know, but I guess it's good
Hooray for something...

NT: 90s revisited
"Wow, for an asshole, everyone loves you, honey." -My wife

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#2928
April 07, 2009, 06:44:32 AM Last Edit: April 07, 2009, 06:46:16 AM by NeT@uNGr0t
Black light sensitive
Ink, green and purple outfits,
Go die at a rave.

NT: smegmatic oral sex
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

the dreadful hours

#2929
September 16, 2009, 03:02:15 AM
my girlfriend asked for
some smegmatic oral sex
i forgot the smeg

nt:  we missed the haikus

Richter

#2930
September 21, 2009, 01:09:45 PM
Without auspices
Of the five seven five poem
We'll do something else.

NT: The Urkrain
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Triple Zero

#2931
September 21, 2009, 01:46:33 PM
the perineum
smooth as a silk no-man's land
ruptured easily

NT: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/devival2009
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus

#2932
September 21, 2009, 08:33:03 PM
there is no party
(--like this one?) No party at all.
there is no password

NT: memebombs

AFK

#2933
September 21, 2009, 08:54:04 PM
black sheep are still sheep
did this make you think at all?
well did it chucky????

NT:  If Chucky (from Child's Play) was a character on Sesame Street
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#2934
September 22, 2009, 02:11:13 PM
Big Bird ran screaming
Trying to find an adult.
"Stop Pretending, Bird."

NT: rescheduled meetings
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Brotep

#2935
September 22, 2009, 02:13:49 PM
This isn't haiku.
You silly fuckers need some
season imagery.

Cramulus

#2936
September 22, 2009, 02:29:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 22, 2009, 02:11:13 PM
NT: rescheduled meetings

The board room was full,
but we'd have to reschedule.
Blood was everywhere.


NT: Shock porn in the year 2100

LMNO

#2937
September 22, 2009, 02:33:14 PM
"Hot, nasty perverts:
Missionary position
And gentle kissing!"



NT: What might have been.

Triple Zero

#2938
September 22, 2009, 04:18:42 PM
Quote from: Brotep on September 22, 2009, 02:13:49 PM
This isn't haiku.
You silly fuckers need some
season imagery.



fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you snow
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Brotep

#2939
September 22, 2009, 04:27:31 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 22, 2009, 04:18:42 PM
Quote from: Brotep on September 22, 2009, 02:13:49 PM
This isn't haiku.
You silly fuckers need some
season imagery.



fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you snow

:lulz:

Well played, 3Z, but
still you have not grasped haiku.
Best two out of three?

~

Your spaggotry, sir,
is like the fallen leaves that
snow shall soon cover
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