The Haiku Game

[Lazera the forgotten]

I hope you die too
I won't stop this is too fun
Ha ha ha oh yeah

NT: important things

[the other anonymous]

dimitri martin
has a television show
five more syllables

NT: the other anonymous has returned -- HOORAY!

[A.N. Other]

Who is that person?
Don't know, but I guess it's good
Hooray for something...

NT: 90s revisited

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Black light sensitive
Ink, green and purple outfits,
Go die at a rave.

NT: smegmatic oral sex

[the dreadful hours]

my girlfriend asked for
some smegmatic oral sex
i forgot the smeg

nt:  we missed the haikus

[Richter]

Without auspices
Of the five seven five poem
We'll do something else.

NT: The Urkrain

[Triple Zero]

the perineum
smooth as a silk no-man's land
ruptured easily

NT: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/devival2009

[Cramulus]

there is no party
(--like this one?) No party at all.
there is no password

NT: memebombs

[AFK]

black sheep are still sheep
did this make you think at all?
well did it chucky????

NT:  If Chucky (from Child's Play) was a character on Sesame Street

[Richter]

Big Bird ran screaming
Trying to find an adult.
"Stop Pretending, Bird."

NT: rescheduled meetings

[Brotep]

This isn't haiku.
You silly fuckers need some
season imagery.

[Cramulus]

NT: rescheduled meetings

The board room was full,
but we'd have to reschedule.
Blood was everywhere.


NT: Shock porn in the year 2100

[LMNO]

"Hot, nasty perverts:
Missionary position
And gentle kissing!"



NT: What might have been.

[Triple Zero]

This isn't haiku.
You silly fuckers need some
season imagery.

fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you snow

[Brotep]

This isn't haiku.
You silly fuckers need some
season imagery.

fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you snow

Well played, 3Z, but
still you have not grasped haiku.
Best two out of three?

~

Your spaggotry, sir,
is like the fallen leaves that
snow shall soon cover