The Haiku Game

[dontblameyoko]

Who pooped in my loo?
Maybe someone snuck in thru
the open window....

NT: being frozen in carbonite

[tyrannosaurus vex]

This thread has been a toolbox for too long. To maintain the high quality standards of Discordian poetry, in keeping with the traditional requirements for Haiku, the following requirements are now in place on all Haikus posted in this thread.

The 5-7-5 syllable structure is oversimplistic. Haikus shall consist of 17 mora, which may or may not amount to 17 syllables.

Haikus shall include a seasonal reference and a kireji, or "cutting word," for which there is no equivalent in English.

All Haiku poets shall wear traditional Geisha costumes while posting in this thread.

[BadBeast]

Way to suck all the fun out of a thread,
I'm gonna post a vulgar Sailors poem instead.

Becalmed upon the glassy sea,
no wind upon our sail,
we pulled the First Mates trousers down,
and drank his 'Sailors Ale'

[the other anonymous]

NT: being frozen in carbonite

Is it cold in here
Or is it just family?
Call it a landslide...

NT: No escape from reality

[BadBeast]

Open up your eyes,
look up to the skies, and seeee,
(I'm just a poor boy)

The ghost of Freddy's reaction to my extra word in his song.

[dontblameyoko]

I don't care. i am
dead. but for what it is worth,
it does make sense there.

NT: renaissance fair(e)

[BadBeast]

Small consolation for you. We'll be rid of you before you will.

[dontblameyoko]

Not haiku format;
please try again, but this time
in a haiku form.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

i see you drivin'
round town with the girl i love
and i'm like, fuck you!

NT: Ooh ooh oooooh!

[BadBeast]

Ooh ooh oooh, you mock.
Simulate a 'tearful wank'
I hate you so much!

NT. What would Scooby do?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ooh ooh oooh, you mock.
Simulate a 'tearful wank'
I hate you so much!

NT. What would Scooby do?

Re would eat Scooby
Snacks rith his good friend Raggy
Zoinks says the stoner


NT. It was freezing when you left for work, now, it's summer like conditions at lunch time.

[BadBeast]

Minus twelve at dawn,
after a morning's hard graft,
ninety in the shade!

NT, Coyote's career in Counter intel.

[Placid Dingo]

Minus twelve at dawn,
after a morning's hard graft,
ninety in the shade!

NT, Coyote's career in Counter intel.

In velvet red sheets
She met with the handsome man
and made a new Bond

[dontblameyoko]

great, but what's the NT?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

great, but what's the NT?

Yoko.

Beatles always sucked
I blame Yoko totally
Ha ha ha ha ha

New topic. Mysticwicks.