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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Demon Seed #three

#795
August 23, 2004, 07:51:05 AM
place in hot water
delicious to drink
throw the bags


next topic:
donkey's dirty mind
"like glue on an envelope, if you lick your wounds too long, you are slowly poisioned." The duchess Demonica

"somewhere between Hollywood and its pretty happiness and an anguish so infinite it's anybody's guess is a place where people are all teachers and this just one long class and that ass will get you nowhere tonight
there's a dusty old dust storm on mars they say
so tonight you can't see it too clear, still i stood in line to look through their telescope looked like a distant ship light as seen from a foggy pier, and i know that i was warned still it was not what i hoped, yeah i know that i was warned
still it was not what i hoped
i think i'm done gunnin to get closer to some imagined bliss i gotta knuckle down just be ok with this 'course that star struck girl is already someone i miss"

Donkeyotay

#796
August 23, 2004, 11:26:14 AM
She might say donkeys are
useless but, they are great when
She needs a hard ride


Next Topic:  Web Site Not Responding

LMNO

#797
August 23, 2004, 02:57:11 PM
404 error
Crap DSL, piece of shit
Goddamn cocksucker

gnimbley

#798
August 23, 2004, 03:41:33 PM
Oh gosh by golly
A Haiku with no topic
Who would of thunk it

Next topic: Cthulu vs. Foamy

LMNO

#799
August 23, 2004, 03:46:05 PM
Cuantas syllables
Does "Cthulu" contain, huh?
I'm guessing 'bout three.




(Ya think using spanish was a cheat there?)

Anonymous

#800
August 23, 2004, 09:43:46 PM
again with no topic
LMNO must stop it
if it wants to play

Next Topic: It was SssBella's fault!

DJRubberducky

#801
August 23, 2004, 10:42:43 PM
I blame the Bella.
Pseudo-mommy told me to!
Can't think for myself.

Next topic: Throwing ice into boiling water
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Marl Fublewonker

#802
August 24, 2004, 05:44:36 AM
Ice in hot water,
Melts much faster than in air,
Because heat melts ice.

next topic: fifteen pens.

LMNO

#803
August 24, 2004, 01:15:25 PM
This time I'll do right:
15 pens can do no wrong.
Here comes a Topic!



Next Topic: Chilled asparagus soup.

datacorruption

#804
August 24, 2004, 02:34:02 PM
"take this back at once!"
"it's chilled asparagus soup."
"I don't care, waiter!"

(I hope that's right, first ever attempt at a haiku)

Next subject: Mud caked shoes
-----------------------------------
Look, nice dashes, nice.

LMNO

#805
August 24, 2004, 02:38:11 PM
Picking out the mud
"Dammit, I just bought these things!"
Who profits?  Nike.

Next Topic: Voodoo Hammer

DJRubberducky

#806
August 24, 2004, 03:31:10 PM
Stand next to mountains
Bust a dope fresh dancin' move.
Voodoo Hammer time!

On deck: Narwhals
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

LMNO

#807
August 24, 2004, 03:36:34 PM
Man, that fuckin' tusk!
Some folks only know it from
the B-52s


Next Topic:  The New Cure Album

Donkeyotay

#808
August 25, 2004, 01:46:08 AM
The Cure released a new record
honey, get my gun
That whiny bastard shall DIE!

Nest Topic: Custy

LMNO

#809
August 25, 2004, 01:06:18 PM
Is that Custy's Pic?
Perhaps Donkeyotay's friend?
Drunk fuck hates The Cure.




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