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Started by Satans_Santa, January 20, 2007, 10:01:06 PM

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LHX

#60
January 22, 2007, 11:05:16 PM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on January 22, 2007, 10:18:57 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on January 22, 2007, 09:52:31 PM
WTF I can't wait for the robot revolution. And OF COURSE I'll be on the robot's side. Let me enumerate a few reasons:


  • My hot robot girlfriend is going to have a power drill on one nipple, and thumb-screw on the other.
  • Her tongue will dispense five types of deadly poison.
  • She will come with several different personality packs, including Ted Bundy, Al Pacino, and, for when I'm feeling really kinky, General Patton (edit: Saddam)
  • She will have a video projector in one eye, and will have a wireless connection to the CIA database. When she's railing me from behind, she'll edit the camera streams into gruesome, disturbing footage and project it onto the wall.

i just LAILed all over the keyboard
neat hell

Cramulus

#61
January 23, 2007, 12:19:16 AM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on January 22, 2007, 10:18:57 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on January 22, 2007, 09:52:31 PM
WTF I can't wait for the robot revolution. And OF COURSE I'll be on the robot's side. Let me enumerate a few reasons:


  • My hot robot girlfriend is going to have a power drill on one nipple, and thumb-screw on the other.
  • Her tongue will dispense five types of deadly poison.
  • She will come with several different personality packs, including Ted Bundy, Al Pacino, and, for when I'm feeling really kinky, General Patton (edit: Saddam)
  • She will have a video projector in one eye, and will have a wireless connection to the CIA database. When she's railing me from behind, she'll edit the camera streams into gruesome, disturbing footage and project it onto the wall.

:lol:

This is a far more awesome / accurate vision of the future.

The Good Reverend Roger

#62
January 23, 2007, 06:17:14 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 22, 2007, 08:04:28 PM
Poor roger.

Not even the housewares will kill him.

And I had such high hopes for AI.  :x

TGRR,
Even hates robots, now.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Satans_Santa

#63
January 23, 2007, 05:41:59 PM
I dunno how to quote ppl yet (yes, I'm a n00b), but someone mentioned wanting to hear more stuff from me.  I'm in the midst of withdrawing off a highly addictive psychoactive substance that was prescribed to me for my own good (in other words, for the good of the ppl around me).  It's a bezno (klonopin, to be precise).  All I gotta say right now is that, if you like benzos for recreational purposes, take any of 'em except klonopin (I read somewhere it has higher binding strength and is therefore more addictive - whatever the fuck that means).
Disclaimer: Even tho I hate psychiatry, I view Scientology as a false escape from the labyrinth that is created once one receives a social diagnosis that effectively says, "Your thoughts are worthless."  And, besides, Scientology is a lot easier to make fun of.  :-D

Thurnez Isa

#64
January 23, 2007, 05:45:46 PM
Quote from: Satans_Santa on January 23, 2007, 05:41:59 PM
I dunno how to quote ppl yet (yes, I'm a n00b),

look just above the post, right hand side
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Satans_Santa

#65
January 23, 2007, 05:55:18 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on January 23, 2007, 05:45:46 PM
Quote from: Satans_Santa on January 23, 2007, 05:41:59 PM
I dunno how to quote ppl yet (yes, I'm a n00b),

look just above the post, right hand side

Ah ok, now it makes sense.  Thx.  Me slow.

hunter s.durden

#66
January 23, 2007, 06:35:15 PM
The Klonopin explain why you couldn't see the white button inches from the very posts you are reading.

Don't take anything made by a pharmacy for recreation, kids!

Immigration: Come for survival; stay for comsumerism!
This space for rent.

LMNO

#67
January 23, 2007, 06:41:03 PM

Thurnez Isa

#68
January 23, 2007, 06:44:13 PM
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

hunter s.durden

#69
January 23, 2007, 06:55:12 PM
The next banner at the top of the main page should say something like:
"Tom Cruise taught us the history of psychiatry."
Or-
"Us REAL discordians know the history of psychiatry."

Classic stuff...
This space for rent.

LMNO

#70
January 23, 2007, 06:56:59 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 23, 2007, 06:55:12 PM
The next banner at the top of the main page should say something like:
"Tom Cruise taught us the history of psychiatry."
Or-
"Us REAL discordians know the history of psychiatry."

Classic stuff...


I'm gonna use that second one as a suggestion for the breaking news bit.

Thurnez Isa

#71
January 23, 2007, 06:58:33 PM
just for fun
this is the actual interview

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cc_wjp262RY

ill preserve my comments for now

Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

hunter s.durden

#72
January 23, 2007, 07:00:36 PM
Thats what I meant by banner... forgot where to put it.

That interview was one of the craziest things i'd ever seen. When I first watched it, it made me realize that celebrities can be just as crazy as world leaders and homeless people.
This space for rent.

Suu

#73
January 23, 2007, 07:30:43 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on January 23, 2007, 06:58:33 PM
just for fun
this is the actual interview

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cc_wjp262RY

ill preserve my comments for now



Daily lulz. I almost agree with him about the dangers of the drugs, though. Almost.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

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Cramulus

#74
January 23, 2007, 08:21:32 PM
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HISTORY OF PSYCHIATRY
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