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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 23, 2007, 06:57:39 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

Agreed! Just watch how quickly a constrictor will strike and kill it's prey. Sloth don't even enter into it. Economical is what it is.

*edit* Komodo dragons OTOH - thats' fkin lazy. One bite then follow the thing around for three days till it dies of blood poisoning.

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B_M_W

Thats economy of action as well. Just ask the people who are trying to capture and kill all the monitors escaped into the everglades. Those suckers are fast.
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6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Jenne

Economy of action, I thought, was an evolutionary skill.  One that means the species has evolved to produce the most amount of action with the least amount of effort/output.

Highly evolved skill, at that.

B_M_W

Not to mention that sloth and laziness are psychological afflictions and not physical ones.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

hunter s.durden

They can be physical.
It's simply less common.
This space for rent.

B_M_W

Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 24, 2007, 07:08:11 PM
They can be physical.
It's simply less common.

Weakness of muscles and tiredness all the time isn't lazyness, its anemia.

Laziness is always a psychological problem, at least in great part, and usually completly.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

hunter s.durden

Po-ta-to / Po-tah-to

I see what you're saying though.
I never differentiated.
This space for rent.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on January 24, 2007, 03:11:20 PM
Thats economy of action as well. Just ask the people who are trying to capture and kill all the monitors escaped into the everglades. Those suckers are fast.

You have seen the documentary where two dragons tree the cameraman and the sound guy? Had a look on youtube but no joy. Monitors are the nuts - I love the way they walk about with those little bulldog legs and the tounge. Much attitude.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper

By lazy I assumed everyone would understand that I meant disinclined to waste energy. 

Pardon me, carry on with the pedantry.

Jenne

Well, I guess it's the definition of "lazy" that is at question then, eh?

I mean, animals like a crocodile don't have a mental compunction to conserve energy for the hell of it...it's all about survival for them.  They are an old, old species, so this is an evolutionary behavior for them as well.  It's what's kept them from evolving PAST how we've first encountered them.  In a sense, anyway.

So what's a biological, survival mechanism for reptiles is for us a disfunction of post-post modern advances in society.


Jasper



Jasper

Wait, you 'got it'

Holy shit, you're my favorite human for the next two hours.

Jenne

I love it when you're "fake exasperated."  And then you get "fake pissy" when no one understands you.

(you are faking it, right?)

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 23, 2007, 01:52:05 PM
Cain, do you live like an ant? I don't. Some of us have taken advantage of our evolutionary gifts.

Roger, there is a group that wants to free chimps and higher primates from zoos because they think it is wrong to lock up a "person" who hasn't committed a crime.
They need to see what you just wrote.

Fuck those smug little bastards.

TGRR,
Has no sympathy for our superior kin.
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