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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 23, 2007, 06:57:39 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#45
January 25, 2007, 06:56:24 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on January 23, 2007, 03:46:49 PM
Nothing's thriving. We've kinda seen to that. Bacteria, viri, cockroaches maybe.

Rats never had it so good.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
January 25, 2007, 06:57:36 AM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on January 23, 2007, 06:21:03 PM
i still think the octopuss is pretty damn cool
being able to squeeze outta tiny holes and take down sharks an all.

Let me know when they start attacking cities.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#47
January 25, 2007, 08:42:54 AM
Quote from: Jenne on January 24, 2007, 11:27:33 PM
I love it when you're "fake exasperated."  And then you get "fake pissy" when no one understands you.

(you are faking it, right?)

You calling me a liar?

P3nT4gR4m

#48
January 25, 2007, 08:49:07 AM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on January 25, 2007, 08:42:54 AM
Quote from: Jenne on January 24, 2007, 11:27:33 PM
I love it when you're "fake exasperated."  And then you get "fake pissy" when no one understands you.

(you are faking it, right?)

You calling me a liar?

Has to be either that or you're menstruating.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper

#49
January 25, 2007, 09:14:24 AM
Exactly, out my ass. 

<Returns to exasperated mode>

Jenne

#50
January 25, 2007, 06:08:47 PM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on January 25, 2007, 08:42:54 AM
Quote from: Jenne on January 24, 2007, 11:27:33 PM
I love it when you're "fake exasperated." And then you get "fake pissy" when no one understands you.

(you are faking it, right?)

You calling me a liar?

Hmf.  No.

Jasper

#51
January 25, 2007, 06:13:22 PM
*Wicked smirk*

Gotcha.

Sepia

#53
January 26, 2007, 09:51:38 AM
Your original post reminds of either a Brion Gysin or a William Burroughs rant, Roger. I'm flipping through books to see if I can find it. I think it was a "we evolved a little bit and now have to work vs. our monkey ancestors that can lounge in the trees" sort of thing.
Everyone will always be too late

The Good Reverend Roger

#54
January 27, 2007, 06:55:00 AM
Quote from: Sepia on January 26, 2007, 09:51:38 AM
Your original post reminds of either a Brion Gysin or a William Burroughs rant, Roger. I'm flipping through books to see if I can find it. I think it was a "we evolved a little bit and now have to work vs. our monkey ancestors that can lounge in the trees" sort of thing.

I'd be interested in reading that.

But my contention is that we were losers from the get-go.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dr. Cow Ass

#55
February 02, 2007, 04:24:34 AM
In recent years it seems we've stopped evolving and concentrated multiplying, over population and stupidity are the result of this.
I bring the Spicy.

Jasper

#56
February 02, 2007, 06:31:35 PM
Oversimplifications can occur.

Messier Undertree

#57
February 03, 2007, 11:41:45 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on February 02, 2007, 04:24:34 AM
In recent years it seems we've stopped evolving and concentrated multiplying, over population and stupidity are the result of this.

Heh. I knew you'd be back.

B_M_W

#58
February 04, 2007, 12:43:43 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on February 02, 2007, 04:24:34 AM
In recent years it seems we've stopped evolving and concentrated multiplying, over population and stupidity are the result of this.

Evolution is change, whether for better or worse.

No species ever stops evolving, until it is extinct. Even the ancient ones that outwardly haven't changed in millions of years.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

#59
February 04, 2007, 12:47:31 AM
You know, something you don't see every day?

White dogshit.

It's true!

/king of situational comedy
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