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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 23, 2007, 06:57:39 AM

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Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2007, 11:11:40 PM
Oh, sorry.  I thought you may have touched on evolutionary psychology.

Thats more of an biological anthropologists thing, really. I may have stated my opinion somewhere, earlier. I seem to remember saying something about human evolution in a couple of threads, but can't for the life of me remember where or what was said.

May have to do some thread archeology.
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6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Cain

I read a book on it nearly two years ago now.  I may it confused with that and this board.

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Quote from: synaptyx on February 04, 2007, 12:47:31 AM
You know, something you don't see every day?

White dogshit.

It's true!

/king of situational comedy

Too true. Ya don't see this every day. I used to see it a lot when I was a kid from people walkin their dogs and leavin their loads behind, but not so much anymore.

(is it white cause the flies sucked all the brown out of it?)
((I know it isn't but that's a funny thought))

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At least we're still devolving.  There's a pretty thought.

B_M_W

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on February 05, 2007, 11:21:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2007, 11:11:40 PM
Oh, sorry.  I thought you may have touched on evolutionary psychology.

Thats more of an biological anthropologists thing, really. I may have stated my opinion somewhere, earlier. I seem to remember saying something about human evolution in a couple of threads, but can't for the life of me remember where or what was said.

May have to do some thread archeology.

I remember now. It was about the fear of the unknown, and how it may have been useful at some point, but is no longer useful now.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Ambassador KAOS

I just ate a whole lot of yogurt, which brings me to my point.
I don't beleive in evolution.  Sure the process by which one set of genetic traits becomes dominant by alpha male getting more pieces of ass when he gets back to the lion's den makes good sense, but that also kills off other benevolent traits that might be otherwise usefull that he didn't possess.  I don't think the idea is wrong, just the aspect that the most usefull things are dominant.  This may be true of other species who eat their retarded young, but for some reason we have ceased doing that and now an oversized chunk of the population (of America at least), is a bunch of redneck hillbillys.  In truth, poor and stupid people fuck more and make more babies than the wealthy intelligent.  I propose that we reassess with this information to invallidate my argument that evlolution is a failed system and put a dumb hillbilly who can barely speak english in the president's office and that we all watch more TV, specifically wrestling, nascar and TNN ("we fuck pigs") and buy more merchandise in these markets to help support the obviously superior genetic traits of the classic shit-kicking hick on welfare with 8 kids.  Praise the plastic lawn Jesus.

How is this relavent?  I think it support the least fit monkey theory by giving a more modern day example.
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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



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Triple Zero

what you describe here is not what is generally understood as "evolution" (in the "on the origin of species" kind of meaning)

you seem to forget that evolution is not a matter of a few generations of hillbillies.

how old is the USA? some 500 years right? that's a mere blip on the scale of evolution.

besides, you, with your individual-mind are not in any position to have a good idea on what "the fittest" may mean, in the "survival of the fittest", the species-mind decides what is fit and what is not.
for the same, might as well be a bunch of rednek hillbillies reverting back to monkeys, if that's what happens to be most numerous when push comes to call.

and in the end, the DNA doesn't even care whether it's monkeys or cockroaches or the lacto-bacteria in the yoghurt you just ate

don't confuse yourself with the idea that evolution actually has a "purpose", it sort of comes before "purpose", without evolution it would all be meaningless chemical and nuclear reactions and now we got life and species and suddenly it seems something had "meant" this to be. well, yeah, it's sorta like that, but it also isn't. depends on how you look at it, but you can't look at it from one way and then apply the same conclusions to the other viewpoint unless you want to fool yourself.
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Quote from: triple zero on March 25, 2007, 12:41:50 PM
what you describe here is not what is generally understood as "evolution" (in the "on the origin of species" kind of meaning)

don't confuse yourself with the idea that evolution actually has a "purpose", it sort of comes before "purpose", without evolution it would all be meaningless chemical and nuclear reactions and now we got life and species and suddenly it seems something had "meant" this to be. well, yeah, it's sorta like that, but it also isn't. depends on how you look at it, but you can't look at it from one way and then apply the same conclusions to the other viewpoint unless you want to fool yourself.

Who wouldn't want to fool themselves? 

There is no correct answer to that question.  But you do make a point with the circular logic you have presented.  "It's sorta like that, but not" of course and isn't at the same and separate times!  The truth of the matter is, I refuse to admit that redneck hillbillys are more genetically advanced, especially if it's true, because fuck them and that's why.  What truth is is what you say it is, because... who wouldn't want to fool themselves? :fnord:
AKK: twice as modded as you'd believe.

phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



NEWS:  Principia Discordia dot com:  Now with 90% less Ambassador KAOS!

Idem

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 25, 2007, 01:53:30 PM
Quote from: triple zero on March 25, 2007, 12:41:50 PM
what you describe here is not what is generally understood as "evolution" (in the "on the origin of species" kind of meaning)

don't confuse yourself with the idea that evolution actually has a "purpose", it sort of comes before "purpose", without evolution it would all be meaningless chemical and nuclear reactions and now we got life and species and suddenly it seems something had "meant" this to be. well, yeah, it's sorta like that, but it also isn't. depends on how you look at it, but you can't look at it from one way and then apply the same conclusions to the other viewpoint unless you want to fool yourself.

Who wouldn't want to fool themselves? 

There is no correct answer to that question.  But you do make a point with the circular logic you have presented.  "It's sorta like that, but not" of course and isn't at the same and separate times!  The truth of the matter is, I refuse to admit that redneck hillbillys are more genetically advanced, especially if it's true, because fuck them and that's why.  What truth is is what you say it is, because... who wouldn't want to fool themselves? :fnord:
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Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 25, 2007, 12:29:54 PM
I just ate a whole lot of yogurt, which brings me to my point.

Stopped reading right there.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 25, 2007, 01:53:30 PM
Quote from: triple zero on March 25, 2007, 12:41:50 PM
what you describe here is not what is generally understood as "evolution" (in the "on the origin of species" kind of meaning)

don't confuse yourself with the idea that evolution actually has a "purpose", it sort of comes before "purpose", without evolution it would all be meaningless chemical and nuclear reactions and now we got life and species and suddenly it seems something had "meant" this to be. well, yeah, it's sorta like that, but it also isn't. depends on how you look at it, but you can't look at it from one way and then apply the same conclusions to the other viewpoint unless you want to fool yourself.

Who wouldn't want to fool themselves? 

There is no correct answer to that question.  But you do make a point with the circular logic you have presented.  "It's sorta like that, but not" of course and isn't at the same and separate times!  The truth of the matter is, I refuse to admit that redneck hillbillys are more genetically advanced, especially if it's true, because fuck them and that's why.  What truth is is what you say it is, because... who wouldn't want to fool themselves? :fnord:

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

B_M_W

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 25, 2007, 12:29:54 PM
I just ate a whole lot of yogurt, which brings me to my point.
I don't beleive in evolution.  Sure the process by which one set of genetic traits becomes dominant by alpha male getting more pieces of ass when he gets back to the lion's den makes good sense, but that also kills off other benevolent traits that might be otherwise usefull that he didn't possess.  I don't think the idea is wrong, just the aspect that the most usefull things are dominant.  This may be true of other species who eat their retarded young, but for some reason we have ceased doing that and now an oversized chunk of the population (of America at least), is a bunch of redneck hillbillys.  In truth, poor and stupid people fuck more and make more babies than the wealthy intelligent.  I propose that we reassess with this information to invallidate my argument that evlolution is a failed system and put a dumb hillbilly who can barely speak english in the president's office and that we all watch more TV, specifically wrestling, nascar and TNN ("we fuck pigs") and buy more merchandise in these markets to help support the obviously superior genetic traits of the classic shit-kicking hick on welfare with 8 kids.  Praise the plastic lawn Jesus.

How is this relavent?  I think it support the least fit monkey theory by giving a more modern day example.
AKK

Social Darwinism =/= biological evolution

Furthermore, social darwinism is bullshit.

How many times do I have to tell these fuckos?
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Thurnez Isa

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and for KAOS give him long nonsensual paragraphs that no one with any once of life has the time or care to read
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
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Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

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Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 25, 2007, 08:32:31 PM


Social Darwinism =/= biological evolution

Furthermore, social darwinism is bullshit.

How many times do I have to tell these fuckos?

It's no good preaching proper science to yahoos, BMW.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.