Intellectual humor - oh noes!

[DJRubberducky]

http://www.xkcd.com/c32.html

[Cain]

 

[DJRubberducky]

Also found this one.  "Class-hole" - 

[AFK]

I give the first one 5 out of 5 Barstools
I give the second one 2 out of 5 Barstools.  Just didn't deliver for me. 

[Cain]

I liked the second one.  Possibly because people have used "sociopathic abuse of strangers" to describe me before.  And if I could I would feed rocks to children.

[Discord]

what keeps u from doing it?

[Cain]

I never go places where there are children, because I hate them.

[AFK]

Forget the rocks, just tell children that Barney isn't real and is most likely a pedophile. 

[hunter s.durden]

I never go places where there are children, because I hate them.

I never go places where there are people, because I hate them.

Better?

[Cain]

Nope, I go to lots of places where people are, so I can actively hate them up close and in their face.  Children are no fun in that respect.

[hunter s.durden]

Yeah I got into a fight with an 8 year old once at an AA meeting. I told him he was stupid, and had a big head. My friends gave me mean looks.
I thought it was fun, but the social pressure after that kind of spectacle can be awkward.

It also makes me wonder how I get into those situations.

[LMNO]

I'm just trying to figure out why an 8-year-old was at an Alcoholic Anonymous meeting.

[hunter s.durden]

Someones kid (I imagine), but they weren't keeping a leash on him.

Even if they aren't latched onto him all the time I should at least know whose kid it is right? No sign of parents at all.
They weren't drunk that night, but their kid still went neglected.

[AFK]

nah, he just moved up from sniffing glue. 
Everyone knows that glue is really the gateway drug. 

[Jasper]

I've been reading back comics for an hour, and I love it.