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the illegitimate son of convention

Started by AFK, February 12, 2007, 04:44:14 PM

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AFK

Press Release:

Stoned Platypus Records announces the launch of their newest, and well only, project, the illegitimate son of convention. the illegitimate son of convention is an exploration of soundscapes. there is a vast frontier to explore when it comes to melding sounds and rhythms together into songs. the illegitimate son of convention is all about exploring the paths that are less travelled. sometimes they lead to a great clearing, sometimes to a great forest, sometimes to a swamp of sludge. no matter, the destination is not the goal, it is the journey. please join me on this journey.

The first release from the TISC project is "The Nose Flute Experiment". Here, our pal Reverend What's-His-Name? does what seldom other have done (because they know better) and composed a ditty featuring the completely unversatile insturment that is the Nose Flute. But, because the Rev was afraid people would be completely overcome by the mediocrity of the instrument, he threw a whole arsenal of audio effects at it so, thankfully, you'd forget what instrument you were listening to. Follow the link below to the TISC site and enjoy.(you were warned)

http://rwhn.multiply.com/music/item/1
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m


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AFK

Yeah, I don't think I'll be clicking that link at work.  But, I will take it as a compliment anyway.   :fnord:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

totally SFW - it's a kids programme that was on teevee when I was small. Suspect part of some Government Inc - "fuck with kiddies heads" project. Watch it and see what u think.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

Oh great, then you will appreciate my next project which will be very heavy in kazoo and mouth harp. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

I didn't say I appreciated it. In all honesty it's led me to believe that you should be killed immediately.  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

HunterRose

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 12, 2007, 05:26:47 PM
Oh great, then you will appreciate my next project which will be very heavy in kazoo and mouth harp. 
Kazoo ftw

AFK

Heh, you say that now.  Wait until I make it sound like a cat trying to copulate with a toaster. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

I will be using these as backing tracks for future rants.

AFK

Quote from: SillyCybin on February 12, 2007, 07:01:29 PM
Karma will see your head on a spike! :wrong:

Heh, you haven't heard my 23 minute Mars-inspired epic, complete with recorder interlude. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

"Mars" by Holst?

Or "Mars" by King Crimson?



LMNO
-not sure how he feels about knowing this kind of stuff.

P3nT4gR4m

Ok you asked for it! This was the winner of an impromptu mid- meeting competition my old mod team had to see who could record the worst tune possible. Click this if you're trully sick of the sight of your own sanity

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mangrove

RWHN - The Zamfir of Incorrect Music.


"remedies noseflutelessness"

  :D
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

AFK

Quote from: LMNO on February 12, 2007, 07:10:28 PM
"Mars" by Holst?

Or "Mars" by King Crimson?



LMNO
-not sure how he feels about knowing this kind of stuff.

Mars, the planet.  

Actually it shows up frequently in my creativity both music-wise and writing wise.  Basically I hit the record button, plugged in my guitar and just kind of went off on a multi-tangential Martian escapade.  I think I had just recently re-read the Martian Chronicles, I dunno it was a few years ago, after I listened to it I immediately sought out a therapist.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.