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[LMNO]

Damn... Suu, you're too deadpan sometimes.

[Cain]

Speaking of the Vietnam war, I only just found out the history of the below pic the other day:



Apparently, the guy on the right was a VietCong commander guilty of scores of civilian killings, but because of the chaos in the city in during the Tet Offensive, the officer had little choice but to execute him on the spot.

He later moved to the US and opened a restaurant, but because of his infamy due to that picture and repeat attacks on his premises, he had to close.

[Suu]

Damn... Suu, you're too deadpan sometimes.

Especially when I've had a wine-induced headache for a couple of days and haven't made my AM trip to the Dunkin' yet.

[AFK]

Speaking of the Vietnam war, I only just found out the history of the below pic the other day:



Apparently, the guy on the right was a VietCong commander guilty of scores of civilian killings, but because of the chaos in the city in during the Tet Offensive, the officer had little choice but to execute him on the spot.

He later moved to the US and opened a restaurant, but because of his infamy due to that picture and repeat attacks on his premises, he had to close.

I think he had some good reviews at first though.  I think I read a review somewhere that said "The food will blow you away."

[Cain]

Not really news...its what is not being reported.  Read the link below....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6319451.stm

Then read this:

http://episkoposcain.blogspot.com/2007/01/iran-behind-karbala-raid.html

[Triple Zero]

I think he had some good reviews at first though.  I think I read a review somewhere that said "The food will blow you away."

damn. taking bad puns to a new level.

(well not really new for me, but good to see it on this board as well)

[AFK]

[Triple Zero]

this one's for you then:

http://sulkyknowledge.su.funpic.de/slechte%20grappen.html

my personal collection of bad jokes

(sorry about the ad appearing, my old site got disconnected)

[AFK]

this one's for you then:

http://sulkyknowledge.su.funpic.de/slechte%20grappen.html

my personal collection of bad jokes

(sorry about the ad appearing, my old site got disconnected)

What did the salt say to the pepper?
Hey, what's shaking?

[Suu]

 

Two guys walk into a bar; the third one ducks.

[Mangrove]

an englishman, and irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar.

the bar tender says: "what is this? some kind of joke?"

[AFK]

Why did the fungus move out of his house?
He didn't have mush room. 

[Mangrove]

why did the mushroom always get invited to parties?


because he's a fungi.

[Cramulus]

this one's for you then:

http://sulkyknowledge.su.funpic.de/slechte%20grappen.html

my personal collection of bad jokes

(sorry about the ad appearing, my old site got disconnected)

nice...

three guys and a gal stranded on a deserted island. After 1
week she's so ashamed of what they're doing she commits
suicide. After another week, they're so ashamed of what
they're doing they bury her. After another week they're so
ashamed of what they're doing they dig her back up.

[P3nT4gR4m]

That's the joke that keeps on delivering punchlines