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Re: Random News Stories
« Reply #4170 on: January 18, 2017, 10:27:57 pm »
It's going to be fun to see what advertisers they manage to retain or end up using in 12 months from now.

A broken shovel says it's largely going to be porn and "cool offensive t-shit" places. Mainly porn.

Gold and reverse mortgages.

Wait, alt-rights are younger.  Just gold then.
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Re: Random News Stories
« Reply #4171 on: February 16, 2017, 08:51:42 pm »
Hey Roger,

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38986804

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US border patrol agents have found a medieval-style catapult mounted on the border wall with Mexico, designed to launch bundles of drugs into the US.
The device was discovered last week, southeast of Tucson, Arizona, when agents spotted a group of men scattering as they approached.
A closer look turned up two bundles of cannabis weighing a combined 47lb (21kg), which had yet to be launched.

Anything you want to tell me?

On a different note, I can only assume there's some epic devices being constructed now in preparation for the idiots wall. I can see a 2017 headline being something like "mexicans bombard state with drugs with mortar". Or similar.

Hell, If I ran a cartel I'd do that for fun and distraction while I shoved 99% of the shit through a tunnel like what happens now. At some point you've made enough cash so fucking with the border patrol and DEA will be cheap entertainment. Doing this with meth and crack would probably build a huge market and let you hike prices too.
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Re: Random News Stories
« Reply #4172 on: February 16, 2017, 08:55:44 pm »
It's going to be fun to see what advertisers they manage to retain or end up using in 12 months from now.

A broken shovel says it's largely going to be porn and "cool offensive t-shit" places. Mainly porn.

Gold and reverse mortgages.

Wait, alt-rights are younger.  Just gold then.

Out of morbid curiosity, I loaded up breitbart. 16 blocked ads. Turning off adblocker (the masochism!) and about half seemed to load which were crappy clickbait like "Learn this amazing financial secret" crap.

They're also selling t-shirts so I'll take that as being right on the offensive shirt front. Another 6 months and it'll be scat porn and worse.
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Re: Random News Stories
« Reply #4173 on: February 16, 2017, 09:03:31 pm »
Also, for anyone wondering what the current calm, considered reporting at breitbart is currently like:

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Trump Slams ‘Dishonest’ Press for ‘Tremendous Disservice’ to the America People
5995 comments - 2 hours ago
Trump Vows to Catch ‘Low Life Leakers’ in Washington D.C.
5560 comments - 8 hours ago
Trump Welcomes Wife of Venezuelan Political Prisoner, Keeping Vow to Oppressed Latinos
2062 comments - 5 hours ago
Evan McMullin: President Donald Trump Is a ‘Domestic Enemy’
10253 comments - 24 hours ago
Virgil: The Deep State Bumps Off General Flynn. Who’s the Next Target?
5822 comments - 16 hours ago
Lena Dunham Annoyed That People Read Breitbart
1425 comments - 5 hours ago
‘Great Wall’ Star Matt Damon: ‘I’m Not a Believer in Walls’
938 comments - 4 hours ago
VIDEO: French Police Flee Armed Mob as Week-Long Paris Riots Spread to City Centre
1399 comments - 5 hours ago
Jeremy Scahill Accuses MILO of ‘Inciting Violence,’ Refuses To Appear On Bill Maher
5044 comments - 20 hours ago
House Intelligence Committee Chair: Leakers of Flynn Call ‘Belong in Jail’

There's something of a theme here, just can't put my finger on it.
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Re: Random News Stories
« Reply #4174 on: February 16, 2017, 09:16:42 pm »
Maybe some of the comments will help me narrow it down:

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So the question then begs itself, who runs CNN and the rest of the media?

Jeff Zucker - PresidentCNN - Jewish
Mark Zuckerberg - Chairman & CEO Facebook - Jewish
Susan Wojcicki - CEO Youtube - Jewish
Sergey Brin - co-CEO Alphabet (which holds Google) - Jewish
Larry Page - co-CEO Alphabet which holds Google) - Jewish
Marissa Meyer - CEO Yahoo - Jewish
Sumner Redstone - Chairman Emeritus CBS Corp - Jewish
Leslie Moonves - CEO & Pres CBS - Jewish
Mark Hoffman, Chairman CNBC - Jewish
Steve Burke CEO NBC Universal - Jewish
Noah Oppenheim - President NBC News - Jewish
Andrew Lack, Chairman NBC News and MSNBC - Jewish
Mark Lazarus, Chairman NBC Broadcasting & Sports - Jewish
Arthur Sulzberger, Chairman The New York TImes - Jewish.
Michael Golden, Vice Chairman The NYT - Jewish
Donald Graham, CEO The Washington Post, is Jewish.
Jeff Bezos owner The Washington Post - Jewish
Steve Swartz, CEO Hearst Communications - Jewish
Mark Aldam, President, Hearst Newspapers - Jewish
Jordan Wertlieb, President, Hearst Television Inc. - Jewish
Ellen Levine, Editorial Director, Hearst Magazines - Jewish
Sumner Redstone - Owner of Viacom (Nickelodeon etc) - Jew

Bob Iger - CEO Disney - Jewish
Rich Ross - Chairman Disney Studios - Jewish
Alan Bergman - President Disney Studios - Jewish
Barry Meyer - Chairman & CEO Warner Bros. - Jewish
Alan Horn - President Warner Bros. - Jewish
Jeff Robinov - President Warner Pictures - Jewish
Brad Grey - CEO Paramount - Jewish
Adam Goodman - President Paramount Films - Jewish
Michael Lynton - Chairman & CEO Sony/Columbia - Jewish
Amy Pascal - Co-Chairman Sony/Columbia - Jewish
Ron Meyer - President & CEO Universal Studios - Jewish
Adam Fogelson - President and CEO Universal Pictures - Jew
Gary Barber - Co-Chairman & CEO MGM - Jewish
Roger Birnbaum - Co-Chairman & CEO MGM - Jewish
Jonathan Glickman - President MGM Motion Pictures - Jewis
Terry Press Marx - President CBS Films - Jewish
Robert Friedman - Co-Chair & CEO Summit - Jewish
Patrick Wachsberger - Co-Chair & President Summit - Jewish
John Feltheimer - CEO Lionsgate - Jewish
David Geffen - co-founder Dreamworks - Jewish
Jeffrey katzenberg - co-founder Dreamworks - Jewish
Steven Spielberg - co-founder Dreamworks - Jewish
Harvey Weinstein - Co-Chair The Weinstein Company - Jewish
Bob Weinstein - Co-Chair The Weinstein Company - Jewish
Tom Ortenberg - CEO Open Road Films - Jewish
Rupert Murdoch - CEO Fox News Corp - Crypto-Jew
Rupert Murdoch - Exec Co-Chair 20th C Fox - Crypto-Jew
Lachlan Murdoch - Exec Co-Chair 20th C Fox - Crypto-Jew
James Murdoch - CEO 20th Century Fox - Crypto-Jew
Stacey Snider - Chair & CEO 20th C Fox Film - Jewish

Still can't place it. It must be because I'm a crypto-jew like those murdoch chaps.
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« Reply #4175 on: February 16, 2017, 10:03:28 pm »
I fucking know I'm going to hate myself for asking this but crypto-jew?  :?
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« Reply #4176 on: February 16, 2017, 10:37:03 pm »
Thats the exact kind of question a crypto-jew would ask.


Honestly, I have no real idea. Cain, little help? Jew-in-disguise? Secret jew sympathiser?
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« Reply #4177 on: February 17, 2017, 12:21:34 am »
Guy who manages secure communications channels between Jews?
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« Reply #4178 on: February 17, 2017, 12:26:35 am »
Aha:

Wikipedia defines it as:
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The term crypto-Jew is also used to describe descendants of Jews who maintain some Jewish traditions of their ancestors while publicly adhering to other faiths. The term is especially applied historically to European Jews who—outwardly or forcedly—professed Catholicism,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crypto-Judaism

Secret jew, basically.

I'm glad we don't have any lunatics in power who might be persuaded of such nonsense.


Oh.




Oh shit.

 
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« Reply #4179 on: February 17, 2017, 12:43:39 am »
Yeah, well I guess you could just stick to good old vanilla wiki but this is more fun
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« Reply #4180 on: February 17, 2017, 01:04:53 am »
EIR....oh dear.  Not even going to read beyond that.

By the way, the fashionable way of saying crypto-Jew nowadays is Cultural Marxist.  I mean, I suspect a lot of people who use the term may not overtly realise that, but...yeah.  Also, perhaps ironically, a term coined by the owner of Executive Intelligence Review, aka Lyndon LaRouche. 

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« Reply #4181 on: February 17, 2017, 01:33:40 am »
EIR....oh dear.  Not even going to read beyond that.

By the way, the fashionable way of saying crypto-Jew nowadays is Cultural Marxist.  I mean, I suspect a lot of people who use the term may not overtly realise that, but...yeah.  Also, perhaps ironically, a term coined by the owner of Executive Intelligence Review, aka Lyndon LaRouche.

You know I feel like I'm permanently on the verge of hysteria of late. It is strangely liberating and I'm finding that I can read all sorts of unbelievable dross and yet still find the mirth in the horror. Indeed it seems true to say that nonsense as salvation has something going for it. I never really got that before so I guess I should thank Gove and Boris and Ancient Orange for that, if nothing else.
also I have been trying to get a handle on Cultural Marxism for several months. I haven't really got much beyond it being a generic insult meaning that Your politics are inferior to Mine
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« Reply #4182 on: February 17, 2017, 02:55:22 am »
It's basically a conspiracy theory that the Frankfurt School was a way to spread Marxism via culture and that now all the universities and tv stations and vidya games are dominated by closet leftists seeking to ruin society by undermining traditional families and Christian values.

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« Reply #4183 on: February 17, 2017, 07:32:44 am »
Is based on the somewhat flawed premise that mainstream culture wasn't puerile,  retarded garbage as far back as the 5th century AD
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