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Brother Mythos

#4335
February 24, 2019, 12:16:17 AM
Lightsaber duelling registered as official sport in France

As per the article:

"It's now easier than ever in France to act out Star Wars fantasies. The country's fencing federation has officially recognised lightsaber duelling as a competitive sport, granting the weapon from George Lucas's space saga the same status as the foil, epee and sabre, the traditional blades used at the Olympics."

Here's the link: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/feb/19/light-saber-duelling-official-sport-france-star-wars

I was going to post this in the High Wierdness board, before realizing that it was bound to happen sooner or later.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Doktor Howl

#4336
February 28, 2019, 06:34:18 PM
Molon Lube

Bu🤠ns

#4337
March 01, 2019, 02:34:07 AM Last Edit: March 01, 2019, 02:35:48 AM by Bu☆ns
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/neo-nazi-group-s-new-leader-black-man-who-vows-n977956

QuoteOne of the nation's largest neo-Nazi groups appears to have an unlikely new leader: a black activist who has vowed to dismantle it.

Court documents filed Thursday suggest James Hart Stern wants to use his new position as director and president of the National Socialist Movement to undermine the Detroit-based group's defense against a lawsuit.

Quote"I have personally targeted eradicating the (Ku Klux Klan) and the National Socialist Movement, which are two organizations here in this country which have all too long been given privileges they don't deserve," Stern said in a video posted on his site.

This guy's a pro....

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Stern served a prison sentence for mail fraud at the same facility as onetime Ku Klux Klan leader Edgar Ray Killen, who was convicted in the "Mississippi Burning" killings of three civil rights workers. Killen died in January 2018.

In 2012, Stern claimed Killen signed over to him power of attorney and ownership of 40 acres of land while they were serving prison terms together. A lawyer for Killen asked a judge to throw out the land transfer and certify that Killen and his family owned the property.

Sainthood?

altered

#4339
March 02, 2019, 03:18:12 PM
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

The Wizard Joseph

#4340
March 07, 2019, 03:47:11 PM
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Al Qədic

#4341
March 09, 2019, 12:22:06 AM
There is no reason to,
Be ashamed of poetry. It,
Is natural. But you should,
Still do it in private,
And wash your hands afterward.

Doktor Howl

#4342
March 15, 2019, 08:41:43 PM
Molon Lube

Telarus

#4343
March 16, 2019, 02:54:53 AM
I practice my martial arts (silat) in the shower all the time. I could probably give him some good tips. Its a terribly slippery environment, after all....


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chaotic neutral observer

#4344
March 16, 2019, 04:21:54 AM
I lost a fight with a shopping cart, once.  I still have the scar.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

The Wizard Joseph

#4345
March 16, 2019, 02:35:27 PM
Quote from: Telarus on March 16, 2019, 02:54:53 AM
I practice my martial arts (silat) in the shower all the time. I could probably give him some good tips. Its a terribly slippery environment, after all....


:lulz:

:lulz: :lulz:

Just had a sudden image of Sanders doing some of the Silat movements that I saw from the videos you used to do on FB... In the shower (ew)... Slipping, falling, cutting himself on the door, and using a Life Alert because he couldn't get up.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Cramulus

#4346
May 03, 2019, 07:26:54 PM
Caption this: $7M worth of crystal meth accidentally shipped to elderly Australian couple

https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/03/asia/elderly-australian-couple-meth-haul-intl-trnd/index.html

Juana

#4347
May 03, 2019, 08:46:20 PM
that is one hell of a fuck up, jesus. somebody is going to be very, very angry about losing $14m worth of meth.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Fujikoma

#4348
May 03, 2019, 08:52:11 PM

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#4349
May 05, 2019, 08:48:26 AM Last Edit: May 05, 2019, 08:50:01 AM by Prelate Diogenes Shandor
I love the stupidity of the man's sign, decrying Islam as a religion of blood and then following immediately with a deranged tirade about the blood of jesus
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