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Started by Thurnez Isa, December 29, 2006, 04:11:55 PM

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BadBeast

Okay, craziest thing I read in the last hour.

It seems Duff Paddy is going to have to face a proper US Court, to answer for his part in the 911 attacks (Abetted by Rodney King)
Valerie Turks, 31, is also claiming  $900 Billion for child support, for the son she claims Puff is Daddy to, and $100 Billion for lost earnings.

In papers she has submitted to the court, Turks wrote: "P Diddy went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the World Trade Center and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair."

She added: "I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip please help me. It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars."

Turks also applied for a restraining order against Diddy, which a judge has denied.
Court date has been set for Jan 31st. 
:roll:

I'm going on the assumption that it must be true, because no-one would make shit like that up, surely?



"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

Apparently, Aaron Barr's claims (in the Financial Times on Saturday) that his Security Firm, HB Gary Federal,  have "taken down" the twelve top people of Anonymous, were inaccurate and fatuous. The response from Anonymous hasn't done much for HB Gary Federal's credibility as a provider of online Security either. Hilarious.



"ANONYMOUS PRESS RELEASE
For Immediate Distribution
February 7th, 2011

Recently, the head of internet security firm HBGary Federal, Aaron Barr, sought to elevate his investigation of the Anonymous movement by providing the Financial Times with what he claimed to be accurate and useful information about those who allegedly drive our activities.

In yesterday's release we inferred that the information presented was easy to undermine by any of the millions of people around the world with a cursory understanding of internet culture. Not only was the information provided by HBGary Federal woefully inaccurate, it provided no incriminating evidence against any of the persons named.

Today, Anonymous learned that HBGary Federal intended to sell to the FBI a large document (it can be found at http://hizost.com/... ) that allegedly detailed the identities of dozens of our participants.

Within hours of learning this, Anonymous infiltrated HBGary Federal's network and websites. Anonymous acquired the document with supposed personal details of anons, along with more than 50,000 company e-mails (~4.71GB) - all of which have now been distributed on the internet. Additionally, his associated websites and social media accounts were hijacked and manipulated to stress how poorly this 'security expert' handles matters of his own security ( http://imagebin.org/... ). Woe to his clients and others who invested in his confidence.

The lack of quality in Aaron Barr's undertaken research is worth noting. Aaron Barr missed a great deal of information that has been available online, and in fact failed to identify some of those whose identities were never intended to be hidden. People such as DailyKos' diarist blogger Barrett Brown, and the administrator for anonnews.org joepie91, whose identities could have been found with a simple Google search.

It is also worth noting that Aaron Barr was also providing this documentation as an example of investigation protocol. This would introduce a systemic flaw  to the FBI's investigative woodwork. The risk of institutionalising a flawed procedure exponentiates a problem, and it does so at the taxpayers expense in every sense. Had  the FBI indeed bought this information from HBGary Federal, it would  have been paid for by taxpayers money. Many innocent people would have  been marked as leaders in actions they may not even have been associated  with.

Unlike you, Aaron, we did our research, we know who you are, and now, so will everyone else. Although you have managed to ruin your credibility in an attempt to further it, you did provide us with entertainment, albeit very briefly.

Anonymous does not have leaders. We are not a group, we are not an organization. We are just an idea. What we have done today will appear harsh. It is harsh. We will respond to those who see threats to Anonymous. We understand that our participants have been concerned about recent FBI raids and companies such as HBGary lurking in our chats, so we've given all of Anonymous a message: we will fight back.

We are Anonymous.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us - always.

Yours faithfully,

Anonymous."


http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2011/2/6/20216/40699
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Adios


LMNO

It's probably a bad thing that I kind of respect that, isn't it?




Luna

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 08, 2011, 01:37:51 PM
It's probably a bad thing that I kind of respect that, isn't it?


Nah.  I can respect somebody saying, "no, it wasn't the guys you're saying did it," along with, "yo, moron, you're ripping off the taxpayers."
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Dean

Quote"The House failed to extend three key expiring provisions of the Patriot Act on Tuesday, elements granting the government broad and nearly unchecked surveillance power on its own public. The failure of the bill, sponsored by Rep. James F. Sensenbrenner Jr. (R-Wis), for the time being is likely to give airtime to competing measures in the Senate that would place limited checks on the act's broad surveillance powers. The White House, meanwhile, said it wanted the expiring measures extended through 2013."
http://yro.slashdot.org/story/11/02/09/0215243/House-Fails-To-Extend-Patriot-Act-Spy-Powers

Jenne

Quote from: Dean on February 09, 2011, 04:47:10 PM
Quote"The House failed to extend three key expiring provisions of the Patriot Act on Tuesday, elements granting the government broad and nearly unchecked surveillance power on its own public. The failure of the bill, sponsored by Rep. James F. Sensenbrenner Jr. (R-Wis), for the time being is likely to give airtime to competing measures in the Senate that would place limited checks on the act's broad surveillance powers. The White House, meanwhile, said it wanted the expiring measures extended through 2013."
http://yro.slashdot.org/story/11/02/09/0215243/House-Fails-To-Extend-Patriot-Act-Spy-Powers

HEY GOP!  HOW'S THAT TEA-BAGGER-FREEDOM-THEY-BRING-SUCH-ENERGY-TO-THE-MOVEMENT THING GOING FOR YA?

Luna

QuoteA Florida inmate is in more trouble after jail deputies found out he was taking the term "fanny pack" a little too literally.

Neil Lansing, 33, was charged with drug possession and smuggling contraband in jail for having 30 items tucked up his anus, the Sarasota Herald Tribune reported.

Using a rectum as a smuggling compartment is nothing new in Florida, but this has to set some kind of world record, or at least a state jail system mark.

On top of 17 blue pills and a cigarette, Lansing was able to fit six matches, a flint, a syringe, some lip balm, an unused condom and a receipt from CVS just in case he wanted to return some of the items.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/weird/Fanny-Pack-Inmate-Stuffed-30-items-Up-Anus-116255314.html

Honestly...  I can't actually think of much to say about this one.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Luna on February 17, 2011, 03:32:04 AM
QuoteA Florida inmate is in more trouble after jail deputies found out he was taking the term "fanny pack" a little too literally.

Neil Lansing, 33, was charged with drug possession and smuggling contraband in jail for having 30 items tucked up his anus, the Sarasota Herald Tribune reported.

Using a rectum as a smuggling compartment is nothing new in Florida, but this has to set some kind of world record, or at least a state jail system mark.

On top of 17 blue pills and a cigarette, Lansing was able to fit six matches, a flint, a syringe, some lip balm, an unused condom and a receipt from CVS just in case he wanted to return some of the items.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/weird/Fanny-Pack-Inmate-Stuffed-30-items-Up-Anus-116255314.html

Honestly...  I can't actually think of much to say about this one.

syringe? lip balm? RECEIPT?
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Luna

Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 17, 2011, 01:02:05 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 17, 2011, 03:32:04 AM
QuoteA Florida inmate is in more trouble after jail deputies found out he was taking the term "fanny pack" a little too literally.

Neil Lansing, 33, was charged with drug possession and smuggling contraband in jail for having 30 items tucked up his anus, the Sarasota Herald Tribune reported.

Using a rectum as a smuggling compartment is nothing new in Florida, but this has to set some kind of world record, or at least a state jail system mark.

On top of 17 blue pills and a cigarette, Lansing was able to fit six matches, a flint, a syringe, some lip balm, an unused condom and a receipt from CVS just in case he wanted to return some of the items.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/weird/Fanny-Pack-Inmate-Stuffed-30-items-Up-Anus-116255314.html

Honestly...  I can't actually think of much to say about this one.

syringe? lip balm? RECEIPT?

I figure he'll want the lip balm for his ass after all that.

The receipt?  I have no clue...  Maybe somebody ordered that syringe, and he wanted the receipt to show what he paid for it?  (See, it was $5.99, plus tax, that's worth either five cigarettes or a bj...)
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Luna on February 17, 2011, 01:14:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 17, 2011, 01:02:05 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 17, 2011, 03:32:04 AM
QuoteA Florida inmate is in more trouble after jail deputies found out he was taking the term "fanny pack" a little too literally.

Neil Lansing, 33, was charged with drug possession and smuggling contraband in jail for having 30 items tucked up his anus, the Sarasota Herald Tribune reported.

Using a rectum as a smuggling compartment is nothing new in Florida, but this has to set some kind of world record, or at least a state jail system mark.

On top of 17 blue pills and a cigarette, Lansing was able to fit six matches, a flint, a syringe, some lip balm, an unused condom and a receipt from CVS just in case he wanted to return some of the items.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/weird/Fanny-Pack-Inmate-Stuffed-30-items-Up-Anus-116255314.html

Honestly...  I can't actually think of much to say about this one.

syringe? lip balm? RECEIPT?

I figure he'll want the lip balm for his ass after all that.

The receipt?  I have no clue...  Maybe somebody ordered that syringe, and he wanted the receipt to show what he paid for it?  (See, it was $5.99, plus tax, that's worth either five cigarettes or a bj...)

:lulz:

i... but it's a needle literally in his butt!
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Sentence or sentence fragment pending

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Luna

It's the one, unused condom that I'm wondering about.

And the fact that, according to the article, he knew he was going to jail, and stood in court in front of the judge with all that... stored.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Luna on February 17, 2011, 01:22:37 PM
It's the one, unused condom that I'm wondering about.

And the fact that, according to the article, he knew he was going to jail, and stood in court in front of the judge with all that... stored.

i wonder if he got fidgetty
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Luna

Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 17, 2011, 01:23:58 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 17, 2011, 01:22:37 PM
It's the one, unused condom that I'm wondering about.

And the fact that, according to the article, he knew he was going to jail, and stood in court in front of the judge with all that... stored.

i wonder if he got fidgetty

One would imagine that if one were carrying a sharp object there, one would fidget as little as possible.  I mean, I'm sure it was capped, but...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Luna on February 17, 2011, 01:26:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 17, 2011, 01:23:58 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 17, 2011, 01:22:37 PM
It's the one, unused condom that I'm wondering about.

And the fact that, according to the article, he knew he was going to jail, and stood in court in front of the judge with all that... stored.

i wonder if he got fidgetty

One would imagine that if one were carrying a sharp object there, one would fidget as little as possible.  I mean, I'm sure it was capped, but...

imagine trying to get all of that out too  :lulz:
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Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS