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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1035
October 27, 2011, 08:26:35 PM
BARF
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jenne

#1036
October 27, 2011, 08:34:30 PM
Greaaat.  Remind me to go into Dean and Deluca's instead when I'm next in NYC...

Triple Zero

#1037
December 14, 2011, 08:33:46 PM
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1038
December 14, 2011, 08:43:56 PM
Oh my god.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#1039
December 14, 2011, 09:03:18 PM
You mean to say the mission is accomplished?

Cain

#1040
December 14, 2011, 09:05:28 PM
Also, the Iraq War was 100% a success.

The Iraq Occupation, however, was a blistering suck of fail that should've caused America to have it's wannabe imperialist licence permanently revoked until the Iraq Occupation ceased to exist in living memory. 

Everyone was in denial that there was an Iraq Occupation, because only Evil Dictators and Nazis Occupy Foreign Countries, but fuck it, you can't just go around changing definitions to protect delicate little feelings.

Elder Iptuous

#1041
December 15, 2011, 02:43:12 AM
So, it seems the house passed the NDAA with it's citizen indefinite detention provisions.
And Obama has turned back from his veto threat.
and the Senate passed the earlier version of the bill already, so when it goes to them, it should be a rubber stamp, i guess (?)
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/congress-passes-662-billion-defense-bill-aka-ndaa

The Good Reverend Roger

#1042
December 15, 2011, 02:44:49 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on December 15, 2011, 02:43:12 AM
So, it seems the house passed the NDAA with it's citizen indefinite detention provisions.
And Obama has turned back from his veto threat.
and the Senate passed the earlier version of the bill already, so when it goes to them, it should be a rubber stamp, i guess (?)
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/congress-passes-662-billion-defense-bill-aka-ndaa

Already started a thread on that, because that level of fail rates it's very own unlimited thread.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

#1043
December 15, 2011, 03:09:46 AM
yeah, i thought i remembered seeing that, but a lazy man's search didn't find it.
will be more diligent in the future.

Pæs

#1044
December 15, 2011, 05:51:00 AM

Luna

#1045
December 20, 2011, 03:21:45 AM
I....

http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/failed-tea-party-politician-posts-fac

"Failed Tea Party Politician Posts Facebook Page Calling For Obama Assassination"
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Nephew Twiddleton

#1046
December 20, 2011, 12:43:45 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 20, 2011, 03:21:45 AM
I....

http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/failed-tea-party-politician-posts-fac

"Failed Tea Party Politician Posts Facebook Page Calling For Obama Assassination"

There's so much in that that has me making "wha...buh....faugh...." sounds that I just can't form a coherent thought about it.

Other than, "Teabagger turns out to be racist big surprise." and "Why the hell the kids too?!?!"
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Luna

#1047
December 20, 2011, 12:51:11 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 20, 2011, 12:43:45 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 20, 2011, 03:21:45 AM
I....

http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/failed-tea-party-politician-posts-fac

"Failed Tea Party Politician Posts Facebook Page Calling For Obama Assassination"

There's so much in that that has me making "wha...buh....faugh...." sounds that I just can't form a coherent thought about it.

Other than, "Teabagger turns out to be racist big surprise." and "Why the hell the kids too?!?!"

I can not post coherently about calling for the murder of children.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#1048
December 20, 2011, 01:14:58 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 20, 2011, 12:51:11 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 20, 2011, 12:43:45 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 20, 2011, 03:21:45 AM
I....

http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/failed-tea-party-politician-posts-fac

"Failed Tea Party Politician Posts Facebook Page Calling For Obama Assassination"

There's so much in that that has me making "wha...buh....faugh...." sounds that I just can't form a coherent thought about it.

Other than, "Teabagger turns out to be racist big surprise." and "Why the hell the kids too?!?!"

I can not post coherently about calling for the murder of children.

Yeah, I'm not cool with this. At all.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#1049
December 20, 2011, 01:36:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 20, 2011, 01:14:58 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 20, 2011, 12:51:11 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 20, 2011, 12:43:45 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 20, 2011, 03:21:45 AM
I....

http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/failed-tea-party-politician-posts-fac

"Failed Tea Party Politician Posts Facebook Page Calling For Obama Assassination"

There's so much in that that has me making "wha...buh....faugh...." sounds that I just can't form a coherent thought about it.

Other than, "Teabagger turns out to be racist big surprise." and "Why the hell the kids too?!?!"

I can not post coherently about calling for the murder of children.

Yeah, I'm not cool with this. At all.


I'm wondering what was going through his head at the time. That's on a level of fucked up that even if you were whipped up into some stupid frenzy and you start saying shit that's going to get you in a lot of trouble, you still wouldn't say that.
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