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Luna

#1050
December 20, 2011, 01:49:29 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 20, 2011, 01:36:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 20, 2011, 01:14:58 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 20, 2011, 12:51:11 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 20, 2011, 12:43:45 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 20, 2011, 03:21:45 AM
I....

http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/failed-tea-party-politician-posts-fac

"Failed Tea Party Politician Posts Facebook Page Calling For Obama Assassination"

There's so much in that that has me making "wha...buh....faugh...." sounds that I just can't form a coherent thought about it.

Other than, "Teabagger turns out to be racist big surprise." and "Why the hell the kids too?!?!"

I can not post coherently about calling for the murder of children.

Yeah, I'm not cool with this. At all.


I'm wondering what was going through his head at the time. That's on a level of fucked up that even if you were whipped up into some stupid frenzy and you start saying shit that's going to get you in a lot of trouble, you still wouldn't say that.

Maybe it was, "gee, I REALLY want that body cavity search from the Secret Service."
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Nephew Twiddleton

#1051
December 20, 2011, 02:11:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 20, 2011, 01:49:29 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 20, 2011, 01:36:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 20, 2011, 01:14:58 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 20, 2011, 12:51:11 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 20, 2011, 12:43:45 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 20, 2011, 03:21:45 AM
I....

http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/failed-tea-party-politician-posts-fac

"Failed Tea Party Politician Posts Facebook Page Calling For Obama Assassination"

There's so much in that that has me making "wha...buh....faugh...." sounds that I just can't form a coherent thought about it.

Other than, "Teabagger turns out to be racist big surprise." and "Why the hell the kids too?!?!"

I can not post coherently about calling for the murder of children.

Yeah, I'm not cool with this. At all.


I'm wondering what was going through his head at the time. That's on a level of fucked up that even if you were whipped up into some stupid frenzy and you start saying shit that's going to get you in a lot of trouble, you still wouldn't say that.

Maybe it was, "gee, I REALLY want that body cavity search from the Secret Service."

He still would have gotten that without resorting to talk about killing two young girls.

I dunno. This is still making my brain hurt.
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kingyak

#1052
January 10, 2012, 03:04:40 PM
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST

Cramulus

#1053
January 10, 2012, 03:12:27 PM
Quote from: kingyak on January 10, 2012, 03:04:40 PM
White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars

Cain found this one the other day... http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31247.0.html -- still my favorite piece of news from 2012!

I choose to believe it, all of it.

kingyak

#1054
January 10, 2012, 03:15:19 PM
Hey, if I can believe that Frank Zappa and Jack Kirby are time cops...
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST

Nephew Twiddleton

#1055
January 24, 2012, 06:01:08 PM
From yahoo news comes this headline: russian scientists claim of life on venus proven false. In other news americans waste time on disproving obvious bullshit.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Prince Glittersnatch III

#1056
January 25, 2012, 11:42:00 PM
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

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Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Nephew Twiddleton

#1057
January 25, 2012, 11:55:41 PM
Wat
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1058
January 26, 2012, 12:23:36 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

kingyak

#1059
January 26, 2012, 05:00:06 PM
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST

The Good Reverend Roger

#1060
January 26, 2012, 05:06:01 PM
Quote from: kingyak on January 26, 2012, 05:00:06 PM
McDonald's Twitter Fail:

http://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-twitter-campaign-goes-horribly-wrong-mcdstories-2012-1

Heh.

Quote from: From the press releaseWith all social media campaigns, we include contingency plans should the conversation not go as planned. The ability to change midstream helped this small blip from becoming something larger.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#1061
January 27, 2012, 05:49:46 PM
Don't change horses in mid stream  :argh!:
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Telarus

#1062
January 31, 2012, 12:01:54 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/30/mandatory-ultrasound-bill-virginia-anti-abortion_n_1242627.html

Janet Howell, Virginia State Senator, Attaches Rectal Exam Amendment To Anti-Abortion Bill

:lulz:
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Luna

#1063
January 31, 2012, 01:58:56 PM
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

kingyak

#1064
January 31, 2012, 04:12:12 PM
Unfortunate that the fetal seance bill passed anyway, but I applaud Howell's methods.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST
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