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Junkenstein

#1155
June 08, 2012, 10:40:53 PM
That's not just what it looks like, it's exactly what it is.

Some marketing guy just got a fucking massive pay rise.

Now with video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQWb-5nblx4
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

tyrannosaurus vex

#1156
June 09, 2012, 02:59:16 AM
Dibbs on selling fire extinguisher cases full of these bullets, an axe, a big ass revolver, and kerosene with the words on the front reading "BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF ZOMBIES."
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

tyrannosaurus vex

#1158
June 09, 2012, 04:49:36 AM
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

BabylonHoruv

#1159
June 09, 2012, 05:26:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2012, 08:38:45 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 08, 2012, 08:36:20 PM
http://www.thedaily.com/page/2012/06/08/060812-news-miami-zombie/

No bathsalts.

From your link:

QuoteBut Miami police spokesman Detective William Moreno wasn't giving up on the bath salts theory just yet.

"To the best of my knowledge, I'm being told we're not in possession of any such report," Moreno said. "It could be several months before the full toxicology report is released."

LEARN TO READ, ASSHOLE.

The same police department that thinks bathsalts are "the new LSD"
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

The Good Reverend Roger

#1160
June 09, 2012, 06:27:32 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 09, 2012, 05:26:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2012, 08:38:45 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 08, 2012, 08:36:20 PM
http://www.thedaily.com/page/2012/06/08/060812-news-miami-zombie/

No bathsalts.

From your link:

QuoteBut Miami police spokesman Detective William Moreno wasn't giving up on the bath salts theory just yet.

"To the best of my knowledge, I'm being told we're not in possession of any such report," Moreno said. "It could be several months before the full toxicology report is released."

LEARN TO READ, ASSHOLE.

The same police department that thinks bathsalts are "the new LSD"

Shut the fuck up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1161
June 09, 2012, 06:29:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2012, 06:27:32 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 09, 2012, 05:26:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2012, 08:38:45 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 08, 2012, 08:36:20 PM
http://www.thedaily.com/page/2012/06/08/060812-news-miami-zombie/

No bathsalts.

From your link:

QuoteBut Miami police spokesman Detective William Moreno wasn't giving up on the bath salts theory just yet.

"To the best of my knowledge, I'm being told we're not in possession of any such report," Moreno said. "It could be several months before the full toxicology report is released."

LEARN TO READ, ASSHOLE.

The same police department that thinks bathsalts are "the new LSD"

Shut the fuck up.

Shouldn't he be down at the funeral home spooging on somebody's Meemaw?  :x
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#1162
June 09, 2012, 06:34:21 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 09, 2012, 06:29:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2012, 06:27:32 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 09, 2012, 05:26:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2012, 08:38:45 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 08, 2012, 08:36:20 PM
http://www.thedaily.com/page/2012/06/08/060812-news-miami-zombie/

No bathsalts.

From your link:

QuoteBut Miami police spokesman Detective William Moreno wasn't giving up on the bath salts theory just yet.

"To the best of my knowledge, I'm being told we're not in possession of any such report," Moreno said. "It could be several months before the full toxicology report is released."

LEARN TO READ, ASSHOLE.

The same police department that thinks bathsalts are "the new LSD"

Shut the fuck up.

Shouldn't he be down at the funeral home spooging on somebody's Meemaw?  :x

Probably.  That source was hilarious, though.

WE GOT TOXICOLOGY RESULTS!
\
:hippie:

UM, NO WE DON'T.
\
:hippie:

WE MAKE SHIT UP.  YOU DECIDE.
\
:hippie:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1163
June 09, 2012, 06:38:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2012, 06:34:21 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 09, 2012, 06:29:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2012, 06:27:32 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 09, 2012, 05:26:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2012, 08:38:45 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 08, 2012, 08:36:20 PM
http://www.thedaily.com/page/2012/06/08/060812-news-miami-zombie/

No bathsalts.

From your link:

QuoteBut Miami police spokesman Detective William Moreno wasn't giving up on the bath salts theory just yet.

"To the best of my knowledge, I'm being told we're not in possession of any such report," Moreno said. "It could be several months before the full toxicology report is released."

LEARN TO READ, ASSHOLE.

The same police department that thinks bathsalts are "the new LSD"

Shut the fuck up.

Shouldn't he be down at the funeral home spooging on somebody's Meemaw?  :x

Probably.  That source was hilarious, though.

WE GOT TOXICOLOGY RESULTS!
\
:hippie:

UM, NO WE DON'T.
\
:hippie:

WE MAKE SHIT UP.  YOU DECIDE.
\
:hippie:

OUCH, dude.

Too much LOLZ.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Luna

#1164
June 09, 2012, 12:15:05 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 08, 2012, 08:43:15 PM
I'm not too worried about any bathsalt zombies anymore.

Because of THESE

http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax



Yes, you can really buy some.

Yep.  New sweetie has a box of these in the ammo closet. 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

tyrannosaurus vex

#1165
June 09, 2012, 06:41:35 PM
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1166
June 09, 2012, 08:50:04 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Telarus

#1167
June 14, 2012, 07:59:17 AM
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Don Coyote

#1168
June 14, 2012, 11:24:18 PM
You know that terrible feeling when you find something that something else you read was parodying?
http://gawker.com/5918385/would-you-like-to-buy-a-college-student
QuoteUniversity of Chicago professor Luigi Zingales lays it out in a NYT op-ed today: instead of funding everyone's college education with debt that they may or may not be able to repay, let investors pay for the college education of promising kids. In return, the kid gives them a percentage of their future earnings (only the earnings above and beyond what they would have made without going to college). The lenders can pay the IRS a fee to do the collections. Students graduate without debt, and the amount they ultimately pay back is contingent on their actual earnings. It's a way for everyone to get in on a game that the elites have played for years:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/14/opinion/the-college-graduate-as-collateral.html?_r=1&ref=opinion
QuoteIn fact, top colleges like Yale are already — implicitly — using a form of equity contract. They charge the average student less than the average cost of educating each student, while financing the shortfall with donations from the wealthiest alumni. It is tantamount to an implicit stake on the wealthiest alumni's income. This system works very well for the top schools, which produce at least a few multibillionaires. It is much less effective for normal, middle-of-the-road colleges. It is precisely for these colleges that a formal equity contract would work best.

UP NEXT JUST HOW MUCH OF A PERCENTAGE DO YOU HAVE IN YOURSELF!!!! :horrormirth:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1169
June 14, 2012, 11:35:58 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 14, 2012, 11:24:18 PM
You know that terrible feeling when you find something that something else you read was parodying?
http://gawker.com/5918385/would-you-like-to-buy-a-college-student
QuoteUniversity of Chicago professor Luigi Zingales lays it out in a NYT op-ed today: instead of funding everyone's college education with debt that they may or may not be able to repay, let investors pay for the college education of promising kids. In return, the kid gives them a percentage of their future earnings (only the earnings above and beyond what they would have made without going to college). The lenders can pay the IRS a fee to do the collections. Students graduate without debt, and the amount they ultimately pay back is contingent on their actual earnings. It's a way for everyone to get in on a game that the elites have played for years:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/14/opinion/the-college-graduate-as-collateral.html?_r=1&ref=opinion
QuoteIn fact, top colleges like Yale are already — implicitly — using a form of equity contract. They charge the average student less than the average cost of educating each student, while financing the shortfall with donations from the wealthiest alumni. It is tantamount to an implicit stake on the wealthiest alumni's income. This system works very well for the top schools, which produce at least a few multibillionaires. It is much less effective for normal, middle-of-the-road colleges. It is precisely for these colleges that a formal equity contract would work best.

UP NEXT JUST HOW MUCH OF A PERCENTAGE DO YOU HAVE IN YOURSELF!!!! :horrormirth:

The funny thing is that THAT'S OK, but doing the exact same thing without the middleman taking a cut is OH NOES SOCIALISM!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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